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Penisberry (PEE-nis-BEAR-ee) 1. A berry that resembles and tastes like a penis. Grows in Faggadonia. 2. See Dickwad 3. Nickname of an unfunny, inane user on in4mador.

Homepage: www.enlargeit.com
Member since: July 14, 2006

Jun 8th, 2005


I mostly use it for writing "gay sex" all over the motherfucking screen

Apr 30th, 2005


Sometimes I want to have sex with anyone just so I can have sex.
wait, we're not supposed to posting real secrets? shit...

May 1st, 2003


can i comment the same thing in one fell swoop?

May 1st, 2003


can i comment the same thing in one fell swoop?

May 1st, 2003


sex

May 1st, 2003


Oh yes, and the FORUMS AREN'T WORKING

May 1st, 2003


Oh wait. that was your sense

May 1st, 2003


it got shoved up your ass

Oct 19th, 2004


typos are gau

Oct 28th, 2005


Has anyone used this yet?

Oct 29th, 2002


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:(

May 4th, 2003


it's not often I get to post below bigevildan.
but I just did.

Dec 30th, 2003


I'm so buying it. I'll tell it I have diabetes, and with my great blood sugar level, I'LL GET ALL THE GAMES!!!!

Nov 12th, 2004


:O

Jul 1st, 2006


Previous Post Fixed:
WHAT THE FUCK CANT THESE GODDAMN ASSHOLES USE XML
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, I BET THEY CAN'T USE JAVASCRIPT

Jul 1st, 2006


WHAT THE FUCK CANT THESE GODDAMN ASSHOLES USE XML
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, I BET THEY CAN USE JAVASCRIPT

Jul 19th, 2006


Correction:
This game had good graphics and a good concept, but it was not fun to play.

Jul 19th, 2006


This game sucked.

Jul 5th, 2006


I watched this and was all:
lol zeroith dimenshun or sum bullshit
k first dementshun
k second ya i get it
THIRD? THATS WERE I AM I CAN RELATE TO THIS GUY!!!1!!11111!!!!!!!1!!!!!!
wowzerz tiem.
Then it was pretty much:
wait...what the fuck?
wait...what the fuck?
wait...what the fuck?
wait...what the fuck?
wait...what the fuck?
wait...what the fuck?
um

Jul 13th, 2006


oh yes, and the big snit rocks.

Jul 13th, 2006


Oh yes, and doesn't old mr johnson eem younger than 80?

Jul 13th, 2006


I am a faggot because this is the first time I saw the cat came back :(
Generally penisberries are faggots anyway

Nov 4th, 2002


Alright, here comes my second set:

Gonna Be a While? Grab an Ass.

This one isn't particularly funny, but it made me go "what the fuck?":
Yo Quiero Ass.

Absolut Shit.

Devon Knows How They Make Your Penis So Creamy.

Dead Babies - The Appetizer!

3-in-1 Protection for your Ass.

We Don't Make Hookers. We Make Hookers Better.

Only Jesus Can Prevent Forest Fires.

Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Your Mom.

Anal Sex Keeps Going and Going.

May 19th, 2006


So good, I bookmarked it.

and then ejaculated into my own eye...

um

Jul 21st, 2006


It looks like sushi gone horribly wrong to me.

Jun 22nd, 2006


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excellent ally. Working this way would be certainly a lot faster than
me crawling around on my own. If he could do as he said. I had my
doubts but kept them to myself. He was a gray-haired desk jockey with

Jul 13th, 2006


If you want to download froggy went a courting for free, and have downloaded the rhapsody jukebox, you can get it at this site:
http://play.rhapsody.com/victorjohnson/countrybluesforkids/track-1?didAutoplayBounce=true&autoPlayChoice=rhapsody

Mar 24th, 2006


I can now die happy.

Jul 21st, 2006


It was, they stole it from you.

Jul 18th, 2006


What, it doesn't accept a googleplex? What a fucking ripoff.

Jul 1st, 2006



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Jun 22nd, 2006


what the fuck.

Jun 28th, 2006


Mr. Pollock used carfully calculated facual patterns, I'll have you know!

Jul 1st, 2006


Oh yes, and I requested a drawing of Santa eating a pie, while watching Alex Trebec dancing with any member of the rolling stones.
And had it sent to the White House.