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I'm Marcus Kellis. I like films, mostly.

Member since: October 25, 2004

Oct 25th, 2005

That's the second greatest thing I've ever seen

Aug 11th, 2005

Fuck this game. You get half a God damn second and you don't even know where the dominoes are going.

Jun 13th, 2005

I like the instructions. I don't know what the Japanese means but the space bar certainly does the trick.

May 28th, 2005

Personally I thought the huge bear-sized Xbox controller was pretty comfortable. Way better than those stupid crap Japanese ones the size of a wallet.

May 2nd, 2005

Brad, you don't have $3,000 in your PayPal account because you're too busy buying digital cameras and whatever shit with your PayPal money.

Apr 25th, 2005

Link is of horrible quality. Very late dispatch. Have never bought from anyone so revolting. D-!

Way to do the joke before me, jerk of a yengwa. Yengwa sounds like a dumb Star Wars creature.

Feb 10th, 2005

I think that should probably read "Ray Troll's Fish Art." I was looking forward to some of this.

Feb 6th, 2005

Ahahaha, this is a good link.

Jan 22nd, 2005

I'll sleep well knowing I can look Gerald Ford straight in the eye.

Jan 23rd, 2005

This link doesn't work for me, and in4mador's dumb redirect means I can't look for Google's cache. Thanks, Brad.

Jan 19th, 2005

I like that you're considering a ColecoVision tattoo on the basis that it's a defunct video game platform, not because you liked it and played it a lot. I mean seemingly that's the case--you don't know if they had a logo.

I don't think they did, anyway, just a stylized "COLECOVISION." But you can never be sure that next week the brand won't be revived to make games where you're a vampire that hunts other vampires with the power of bad graphics and magicks.

Jan 17th, 2005

Well my name is #146, but I wouldn't declare it original. If yours was in the bottom 219 I'd say that's decent.

Jan 8th, 2005

33% :/

Jan 2nd, 2005

My review of Bargaintuan's review using only the letters in "Bargaintuan":

An again-tang gar, in garb.


Dec 25th, 2004

I don't care for the Vagina Danish, but I do like Danish vagina.

Dec 13th, 2004

Also, I can't believe nobody's made a joke yet. Example: "They can make a mini orange, but can they make a Mini Cooper?"

Dec 13th, 2004

Excellent link.

Nov 21st, 2004

Oh yeah also click the picture and it'll send you to a page full of galleries of pornography.

Nov 21st, 2004

Y'all stupid. The middle part under the picture is links to art and porn and photography sites. The links on the right are for-pay sites that are indie porn. The sites on the left are links to other aggregators and blogs of fine pornography. Under that is an archive of old links, once in the middle of the top section.

Nov 21st, 2004

I saw that at Indie Nudes or one of its linked sites a long time ago. Pretty sad, how the centerfold went from not-anorexic to what we have today.

Nov 20th, 2004

Barely leet, you got punk'd. Or nerd'd. Something.

Nov 18th, 2004

Cool, nice link.

Nov 14th, 2004

I got like 127 or something the first time, then 15 the next time when I said "fuck y'all" and just tried to park well, regardless of crashes and curbs. I'm getting my driver's permit tomorrow, I guess. Hopefully I'll do better there. One of the problems with this game is that it's super-sensitive and cars keep going for seconds after you've stopped moving them. You have to put on the reverse (or forward), like in Asteroids, to stop, and if you kiss another car you've hit it.

"Live" spelled backwards is marcus.

Nov 13th, 2004

As an alternate comment, "Whoa! It's like the Mini Cooper is following me around the room!"

Nov 13th, 2004

Oh, I guess it's just... he worked for them. Nevertheless, there's a lot of dumb crap there.

Nov 13th, 2004

Neat. I think I might take the .jpg and Photoshop out all the stupid crap, though, like that dedication to the guy who died of cancer or whatever.

Nov 12th, 2004

We can make a robot use the bathroom but we can't breed a race of atomic supermen? Whatever, science is the worst.

Nov 8th, 2004

Sounds like Planettroy's getting kickbacks too.

Nov 6th, 2004

Try uploading things instead, lasergeek. I got up to 26,000 points while hitting up BitTorrent and uploading an MP3 to my webserver.

Nov 4th, 2004

I liked the paraphernelia pictures the most. That's a very attractive meth pipe.

Nov 4th, 2004

God! Enough about the Mini Coopers!

Nov 1st, 2004

I'm tired of you shilling for fucking Mini Coopers. Ass.