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Yeah, an iFnord has no windows.

Homepage: www.TomTheNurse.com
Member since: December 4, 2007

Jul 28th, 2008


Whoa. It's back. And very disturbing.

Aug 2nd, 2008


It's not terrible, I can't give it a bad vote, and there is an option to play without registering. But the questions and answers seem to be user-submitted and not entirely accurate.

Jul 31st, 2008


I'm wondering if a random text generator would give you a similar result.

Jul 24th, 2008


This was fun.

Jul 22nd, 2008


The idea is great, the website is wonky - broken images and such.

Jul 17th, 2008


Bit torrent has it. Whatever the hell that is...

Jul 17th, 2008


Indeed. See it before it goes pay-per-view on iTunes.

Jul 13th, 2008


Thou shalt not comment on thy neighbour's wife nor her ass.

Jul 11th, 2008


"Whore" changes into, "Nude". It's funny that some things might actually be a step up...

Jul 7th, 2008


Um, the link points back to In4mador's homepage.

Jul 5th, 2008


So "he" kept his reproductive organs (and, apparently, the vagina as it was not a c-section). Doesn't seem like a sex change to me, all that's missing is boobies - and lots of women go around with none.

Jun 28th, 2008


jBot: I think it was something like, "Is that counting the adjectives that could describe the animal from which this fecal matter originated?"

noiamtheone: Have a look-see at Wikipedia under Psychological projection. And have a really nice day.

Jun 28th, 2008


A near-empty blog about step families. "So, having said all that, pour yourself a drink, get comfortable, and most of all start contributing!" So, you want me to get drunk and write it for you?

Jun 19th, 2008


http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=srch-ifnord%3Asast-500003627274%3Apg-48 is my first attempt. I then made a pretty decent cohort, the "Runny Vahina". And promptly got an email from EA that my account has been suspended for a week.

So that answers the question of how they're going to handle it...

Jun 19th, 2008


I would suspect that little Timmy is the one actually creating the dongs.

Jun 24th, 2008


I thought I'd take a chance and try it. Yuck. No manual and the in-game instructions aren't helpful. The icons give few clues about what they do; a house is probably a town but what is the big circle, little circle, and octagon? Frustrating.

And when I clicked on, "this is bad" the link went from 0 to 18. So my negative vote gives it a positive rating. Does Brad hate me that much?

Jun 21st, 2008


The candle that burns twice as bright...

Jun 23rd, 2008


"Am I crazy or does Hoth have less snow this year?"

"Global warming."

Classic.

Jun 22nd, 2008


Great. An improved torture game. Just what humanity needed next.

Jun 22nd, 2008


Everything at Neave.com rocks. They should get their own category. I find http://www.neave.com/webcam/ hypnotizing.

Jun 21st, 2008


I love generators, I am also someone who stumbled across this site while looking for more of them. And this one's a hit.

Jun 19th, 2008


Saturday, September 14, 2002 "Fetish Map"

Now that sounds like a link! Too bad, it's not archived and the original link is now a domain for sale.

Jun 20th, 2008


You could always stick out your tongue and watch the saliva boil off.

Jun 16th, 2008


I love tower defense-type games, this one's a real winner. Except I can't get passed the first epic battle...

Jun 7th, 2008


Department of Homeland Security: "The world is open for you. The card is key"

Where can I get one of those cards?

May 28th, 2008


I am not wearing any pants.

May 26th, 2008


The music is great and it's just one round. Perfect little flash game. Bravo!

Apr 29th, 2008


This slipped under my radar - but it's really quite good. You find a lot of great art links, dude...

May 16th, 2008


Truly awesome! I'd love to see more like this, maybe with Salvador Dali.

May 13th, 2008


What? No waterboarding?

May 13th, 2008


I submitted Thorazine as something younger than McCain. I'll throw out the challenge to everyone to submit the oldest thing that's put up there that's still younger than McCain.

May 13th, 2008


"The reprisal", from the Reclamation series is my favourite. I can just hear the wife (my assumption) nagging the husband, "You dig so slowly. That hole isn't wide enough. Why didn't you bring a larger shovel?..."

May 13th, 2008


#9 is really distressing. Seeing a government document saying, "We could blow up a US ship and blame Cuba," and, "We could foster attempts on lives of Cuban refugees in the United States even to the extent of wounding," sends chills through me. This isn't ancient history, this happened during my lifetime.

May 7th, 2008


I liked them. Just the amount of time it must have taken to create those bizarre costumes impressed me.

May 11th, 2008


There actually are words to describe it; strangely enough they're all used to describe fecal matter as well.