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Yeah, an iFnord has no windows.

Member since: December 4, 2007

Sep 15th, 2012

I feel oh, so dirty after watching it. But somehow petrified of the thought of taking a shower...

Jul 18th, 2012

Bacon + Bacon + Bacon = Tasty.

Feb 14th, 2011

Account sfresht seems to have a problem with self-promotion of his TV site.

Apr 12th, 2012

jBot: Yes. Yes, it does.

Apr 4th, 2012

God, isn't it bad enough that people are walking around talking on their bluetooths? What a great dystopia where ears are plugged with iphones, eyes are plugged with Google glasses, and everyone is waving their arms and wandering around talking to no one - the whole world looking like schizophrenic air traffic controllers. Fahrenheit 451 wasn't so bleak.

Mar 19th, 2012

You'd think they would finish the website before they started promoting it.

Feb 17th, 2012

I haven't a clue was NLS means. Eschew obfuscation.

Feb 17th, 2012

Upvoted, despite the gruesome ending.

Feb 6th, 2012

Doesn't look interesting enough to violate the "no pages requiring registration or logon" rule.

Sep 2nd, 2011

2020? I'm busy.

Dec 17th, 2011

I think it's a sure sign I spend too much time on the Internet when I recognized all but one of the memes.

Dec 7th, 2011

It seems almost impossible that a YouTube video has 22K likes and 700K dislikes. That kind of ratio is usually reserved for Rick Rolling and such. The upside is that, if it's any indication of voter preference, there's no way in hell he'll get close to the White House. Even as part of a tour group.

Feb 14th, 2011

I completely agree with jBot about Einarkuusk, it has got worse.

I would also add fdd who only posts up links to his blog and dorcel who supports a fringe gaming site.

Oct 19th, 2011

I somehow skipped the instruction that says click to explode the blue missiles. It became more fun at that point.

Oct 19th, 2011

Won't load for me on that site. works.

Oct 16th, 2011

What was interesting for me was the difference this guide, from the UK, and experiences in American prisons.

Sep 8th, 2011

Not really. NIM was probably first, Wikipedia has an article about the first games (~1940-1970) and there's no card games at all.

Oct 6th, 2011

You would not think that this could hold your interest for any length of time, never mind the energy to actually accrue the $1,000,000 needed to finish the game. But, it did for me. 36 minutes later and the coinbox was defeated.

Sep 30th, 2011

What about the viewers' other request for just no more?

Sep 16th, 2011


Sep 5th, 2011

I like these music-type generators, this one also has some nifty graphics.

Sep 2nd, 2011

I was thinking about catching "Forensic Trends: Psychiatric and Behavioral Issues" in Las Vegas.

Apr 8th, 2011

Prostitutes appear to be the most numerous subjects chosen. Along with various other women in varying degrees of undress. The one with the woman passed out on a piece of cardboard with her skirt lifted to show a thong - I feel saddened by that, even though it's clearly in public I feel like I am somehow intruding into someone's life.

Aug 29th, 2011

Sending you to France as an exchange, huh? What are we getting in return?

Feb 14th, 2011

Spam and handbags seem to go hand in hand. Or purse in hand. Whatever.

Aug 25th, 2011

Homeopathic medicine: pills and liquids that actually do not contain any active ingredient. I'm not against them completely, the placebo effect is real, but it's not a cool site. It's an ad.

Jul 23rd, 2011

I cannot seem to get any of these to load. =(

Jul 20th, 2011

Sure. Facebook is an inane way to announce to all your friends (and complete strangers) every detail of one's sordid existence and provide evidence via photographs and video.

Jul 20th, 2011

The ability to post to Facebook via Jedi Mind Control? Priceless.

Jul 9th, 2011

Maybe I'm just too sensitive, but I turned this off after at the half-way point. I do not see this as satire or parody, I simply feel the shock value of a very foul epithet.

Feb 14th, 2011

New user dannsalik seems to have this thing about printing.

Jun 30th, 2011

I can confirm that the video blows.