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Member since: November 13, 2003

May 24th, 2012

Back in the day before Facebook, I found interesting links on sites like this and shared the ones I got (mostly through IM'ing or e-mailing them between friends) here.

Now with social media, it seems we're all constrained to share between our own networks. I hate to say it, Brad, but you're probably's been a ghost town here. Just don't close stripcreator!

Feb 1st, 2011

I found my way around the filter. Put on Gorillaz again, and BAM! Brad was the third song. I wasn't signed in, and I was on a brand new laptop without cookies, so it wasn't remembering my preferences. See whom else Brad is like:

Mar 1st, 2011

my final score was 85-17. i'm only mad at myself for a couple of the misses.

Feb 1st, 2011

I got a couple Bradsucks songs on Gorrillaz radio a few months back. Then my IT dept blocked Pandora on the wi-fi, so I haven't used that app so much.

Jan 7th, 2011

I own several woot shirts (and other stuff from woot, wine.woot, and sellout.woot). It's been a daily check-in for me for at least three years.

Dec 26th, 2010

Make that three. I've never intentionally looked at a tweet until now.

Dec 16th, 2010

I have handled claims, lawsuits, and complaints for a school district for the last ten years. I thought I saw every unreasonable demand possible until I read this. Yeah, the teacher did something wrong and deserves to be punished for it, but this mom thinks she hit what we call the Litigation Lottery.

Jul 1st, 2010

Cool--minor planet 4954 is named after me!

I knew I had fans and stalkers, but I didn't know any were astronomers.

Jun 9th, 2010

That video combines two things I can't get enough of.

May 16th, 2010

Yeah, I intentionally left the artist's name out so it wouldn't look like a fake site.

Apr 30th, 2010

Working for the government like I do, I thought it was funny to think of all the meetings that must have gone into making this game and the discussions that went on about the appropriateness of having a vilain with penis arms that shoots sperm at the players faces. Your tax dollars at work.

Feb 27th, 2010

I wish they had a blaxploitation genre

Feb 19th, 2010

It was midgets fighting young bulls.
We had gone down for a regular bullfight, but they were canceled because no alcohol is served 24 hours before Mexican elections. Our cab driver told us there was a bullfight for the little people and we thought he meant kids. Well, yeah, there were a lot of kids in the audience, but when the torreros came out, they were all midgets.

Other entertainment that day included midgets dancing in Power Ranger halloween costumes (made by the company I was working for at the time), and midgets racing three-wheeled ATCs and jumping them over a ramp made out of an old, flimsy, Coca-Cola sign. On the last pass, the ATC didn't quite clear the audience members who volunteered to be jumped over.

Feb 19th, 2010

I once went to a midget bullfight in Tijuana. I'll never forget it.

Jan 27th, 2010

or a "Grass, Gas, or Ass: Nobody rides for free" bumper sticker.

Dec 21st, 2009

I think fat guy and midget woman is the best combination for any position.

Dec 21st, 2009

I thought for sure this had been posted already.

Oct 26th, 2009

I wonder how well the Sham-Wow mops up cum.

Aug 12th, 2009

I am officially addicted to this game.

Apr 20th, 2005

Yeah, and he hasn't updated this site in a long time. I saw the Legion of Doom rating a year or so ago.

Jul 19th, 2009

Thanks to Brad for pointing this out to me.

Jun 26th, 2009

So much for the stereotype that Europeans are in better shape than Americans.

Jun 26th, 2009

That's why I pay in full every month. The credit industry has a term for people like me..."deadbeats."

May 14th, 2009

That made me very happy about the inside of my refrigerator.

Apr 24th, 2009

They didn't have the text-to-speech option earlier. This says it all.

Apr 24th, 2009

I have no shame, but I apparently have Seth Green's hair now.

Mar 19th, 2009

I highly recommend subscribing to The Big Picture's rss feed. They post some incredible photos.

Mar 11th, 2009

I bought fellatio at the 69 cent store

Mar 12th, 2009

I a website for this a few months ago and thought, "you're surrounded by trees and bushes on a golf course...why would you need this thing?" Apparently the makers think men are embarrassed to piss outside. I've never met one.

Feb 8th, 2009

Just when I thought it couldn't get worse, the last frame said it will be continued.

Jan 30th, 2009

Took me more than 4 tries...many more. But I got it. Now back to my life.

Jan 30th, 2009

I got up to 15, then had to go do stuff...i'll be back!

Jan 23rd, 2009

Not surprisingly, Clarence Thomas appears to be asleep.

Dec 6th, 2008

69 is A+ in my book (the act, not the percentage)

Dec 6th, 2008

61% - I'm an excellent driver (like RainMan)