I'm glad I wasn't the only one who clued my way through that one. That was awesome.

http://kids.discovery.com/games/whizzball/whizzball.html?puzzleID=314579

http://kids.discovery.com/games/whizzball/whizzball.html?puzzleID=313533

MaKK, please don't make us kill this one too.

By "cheats" I mean "is better than me".

This game is great except for the part where mAAk cheats.

http://www.naked-i.com/flash/winter/index.html?ID=2705

Not if you're a sinner.

Try http://www.cbc.ca/kids/games/snowboarding/

I ran over the instructor's cat and then crashed the car while fleeing from the police.

I think I failed.

Woo! Broke 350!

Naturally, but it's still damned impressive.

Not only does he beat in in eleven minutes, he does it with 99 lives at the end.

I have eaten all the cheese.

That's a shame, Kajun, because this is the single greatest piece of software ever created.

All this pee power has corrupted you, brad.

I know that peeing while standing has been a dream of yours for a long time, brad.

that "is cool"

I managed to complete all eight, but the last one was a close call.

The cheats are all listed in the readme file.

Willis: invincibility
NewYorkMinute: Infinite bullet-time
Guide: Aiming line
Armstrong: 2x Reach
Apollo: All enemies use explosives
FLCL: Infinite ammo
Hop: Higher jump
Gump: 2x Speed
Minnie: Spawn with minigun
Arnold: 4x strength

I once passed out and someone drew a cheek on my penis.

I mean here.

There's actually an executeable version of the program that locks the cursor in the window (and can be switched to a true fullscreen view). Normally it would be on their homepage (they do have a link to somebody else's version with altered graphics), but since they've been having problems, I've mirrored the original here.

I'm disappointed by the lack of relevance to tommorow's Talk Like a Pirate Day. I demand a refund.

http://www.7415comics.com/nancy/index.shtml?564418177513

Five-Card Nancy Challenge!

http://www.7415comics.com/nancy/index.shtml?564

(P.S. - When will we get Five-Card Stripcreator?)

Woo! 8/10!

I can never remember my dreams. This site makes me wonder what kind of crazy shit I'm missing.

I got 7/16. I'd like to pretend that that's a statement about pretentious artists, but it probably just means that I have no taste.

I managed to get 3. I think Brad may be a witch.

It's not very often I get to say "this invention is one of the greatest in human history", but this is one of the greatest inventions in human history.

I think there used to be a link to stripcreator, but I guess it's been lost to time.

Or some beer-fueled deleting spree.

 
You will live in Apartment.
You will drive a blue box on wheels.
You will marry Tobor and have 3 kids.
You will be a President of the US in Brazil.

That game is cool.

The name led me to belive that I could beat people with brooms, but I still enjoyed it.

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