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TragicallyHip's Profile

I don't have the crazy eye or twitchy leg. I can recite German irregular verb endings with abandon. I have never purchased a book because the cover was pretty. I am a world champion baby wrangler. I live and die by the rules of the sea. I hate chick flicks. I have an irrational fear of balloons. I have first class, round trip tickets to Hell. I've got the 6th sense to make the boys cry. I love recklessly and completely. I hold grudges. I have been known to laugh and point. I know the right words to plug holes with. I am an orange cone killer. I was born in a flame. My shoes are made of iron; my feet, of lead. I live on the frozen tundra, my only friends are polar bears and penguins. I prefer to write with black gel pens. I have a deep affinity for zombies. I don't like popcorn, it tastes like bad breath. I have an inherited fear of failure. I sometimes hide my true feelings. I'm opinionated, sometimes to the brink of disaster. I love to color and I'm pretty good at staying inside the lines. I rarely cry, but if I do, it's a big deal. I have been known to run with scissors.

Member since: June 29, 2004