 The_CiA's Profile
They call me The_CiA and this is my story.
I was raised in the backwoods of Oklahoma. I grew up without brains nor braun. I was 3ft 6in at birth, but I soon shrunk to regular size. While hiking in the wilderness one day I was attacked by a mother bear protecting her cubs. That is why at a young age I lost my left ear and three of my fingers. Many people don't know this but I lost my right arm in a fight with a possum. Most people just assume it was the bear, but it wasn't. At the age of 23, I went to the community college. I met a girl and we ran away. I promised I'd make her happy every day. I lied. One tuesday afternoon I didn't make her happy. She left me because I was a liar liar pants on fire hanging from a telephone wire. Now I live with my mother and am constantly bombarded with emails from people wanting to know my credit card information. I'm not a complicated man so I give it to them. This is my 15th computer in 3 monthes. Dang things keep getting viruses. Stupid new fangled technology. What ever happened to the telegraph. Oy.
Homepage: http://www.tubgirl.com
Member since: May 11, 2005
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Holladaddy
"There is a huge population of people trying to make themselves look like gangsters and thugs while talking in fabricated words and taking shirtless pictures of themselves in their bathrooms with camera phones. Fat 19-year-old's with half a dozen children that they dress up like dolls keep trying to talk to me as if I think they are human beings. I've decided to go undercover and infiltrate their community by acting as one of their own. Here are the results of my experiment... "
posted to culture by The_CiA, Jan 30th, 2009
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Christ Returns to NBA
Quite possibly the funniest article from The Onion ever.
posted to sports by The_CiA, Mar 28th, 2007
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Chuck Norris is a Jesus Freak
Chuck Norris using Chuck Norris jokes to prove that God exists.
posted to celebrities by The_CiA, Dec 7th, 2006
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God is Imaginary
50 simple proofs the prove to any normal intelligent person that there is no God.
posted to religion by The_CiA, Sep 9th, 2006
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Banned Cartoons
Cartoons that were banned for racisim and stuff.
posted to animation by The_CiA, May 25th, 2006
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The Book of Chuck Norris
The first change from The Better Book
posted to religion by The_CiA, Jan 20th, 2006
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Modern Living
Some wiiiiiild and craaaaaazy flash.
posted to misc by The_CiA, Nov 8th, 2005
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List of Unusual Deaths
A list of people who have died from nosebleeds to peritonitis from anal intercourse with well hung horses.
posted to weird by The_CiA, Nov 2nd, 2005
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Subservant Stewie
Control Family Guy's Stewie.
posted to games by The_CiA, Sep 25th, 2005
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Grow RPG
It is Grow except with a mini RPG involved.
posted to games by The_CiA, Jul 24th, 2005
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Trippy Game
Insanely trippy game.are a rabbit who collects carrots. Better than drugs and with no side effects!!!
posted to games by The_CiA, Jun 22nd, 2005
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Spiderman!
Swing spiderman from Batman to Batman.
posted to games by The_CiA, Jun 13th, 2005
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Spiderman!
Swing Spiderman from Batman to Batman
posted to games by The_CiA, Jun 13th, 2005
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Hapland 2
It's the duece of Hapland.
posted to games by The_CiA, May 18th, 2005
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How a Lightsaber works
Shows you how a lightsaber works.
posted to reference by The_CiA, May 12th, 2005
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Teen Girl Squad
Funny flash animations by the folks over at Homestar Runner
posted to humor by The_CiA, May 12th, 2005
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Straight Outta Compton (only the curse words)
NWA's Straight Outta Compton album with only the curse words. Free download!
posted to music by The_CiA, May 11th, 2005
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