 The_CiA's Profile
They call me The_CiA and this is my story.
I was raised in the backwoods of Oklahoma. I grew up a without brains nor braun. I was 3ft 6in at birth, but I soon shrunk to regular size. While hiking in the wilderness one day I was attacked by a mother bear protecting her cubs. That is why at a young age I lost my left ear and three of my fingers. Many people don't know this but I lost my right arm in a fight with a possum. Most people just assume it was the bear, but it wasn't. At the age of 23, I went to the community college. I met a girl and we ran away. I promised I'd make her happy every day. I lied. One tuesday afternoon I didn't make her happy. She left me because I was a liar liar pants on fire hanging from a telephone wire. Now I live with my mother and am constantly bombarded with emails from people wanting to know my credit card information. I'm not a complicated man so I give it to them. This is my 15th computer in 3 monthes. Dang things keep getting viruses. Stupid new fangled technology. What ever happened to the telegraph. Oy.
Homepage: http://www.tubgirl.com
Member since: May 11, 2005
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Christ Returns to NBA
Quite possibly the funniest article from The Onion ever.
posted to sports by The_CiA, Mar 29th, 2007
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Chuck Norris is a Jesus Freak
Chuck Norris using Chuck Norris jokes to prove that God exists.
posted to celebrities by The_CiA, Dec 7th, 2006
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God is Imaginary
50 simple proofs the prove to any normal intelligent person that there is no God.
posted to religion by The_CiA, Sep 9th, 2006
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Banned Cartoons
Cartoons that were banned for racisim and stuff.
posted to animation by The_CiA, May 25th, 2006
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The Book of Chuck Norris
The first change from The Better Book
posted to religion by The_CiA, Jan 20th, 2006
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Modern Living
Some wiiiiiild and craaaaaazy flash.
posted to misc by The_CiA, Nov 8th, 2005
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List of Unusual Deaths
A list of people who have died from nosebleeds to peritonitis from anal intercourse with well hung horses.
posted to weird by The_CiA, Nov 2nd, 2005
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Subservant Stewie
Control Family Guy's Stewie.
posted to games by The_CiA, Sep 26th, 2005
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Grow RPG
It is Grow except with a mini RPG involved.
posted to games by The_CiA, Jul 24th, 2005
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Trippy Game
Insanely trippy game.are a rabbit who collects carrots. Better than drugs and with no side effects!!!
posted to games by The_CiA, Jun 22nd, 2005
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Spiderman!
Swing spiderman from Batman to Batman.
posted to games by The_CiA, Jun 14th, 2005
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Spiderman!
Swing Spiderman from Batman to Batman
posted to games by The_CiA, Jun 14th, 2005
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Hapland 2
It's the duece of Hapland.
posted to games by The_CiA, May 18th, 2005
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How a Lightsaber works
Shows you how a lightsaber works.
posted to reference by The_CiA, May 13th, 2005
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Teen Girl Squad
Funny flash animations by the folks over at Homestar Runner
posted to humor by The_CiA, May 12th, 2005
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Straight Outta Compton (only the curse words)
NWA's Straight Outta Compton album with only the curse words. Free download!
posted to music by The_CiA, May 11th, 2005
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