I give it 3 years, tops.

This is HAWT.

Err.. I mean, it's wierd. Yeah.

Watching the guys splat on the ground was more entertaining than actually trying to win.

Here something I've always wondered- if you were to have some sort of a concert, would the crowd chant "Brad Sucks! Brad Sucks!"?

I was waiting for you to say that.

The Internet and I have so much to talk about. Penny Arcade, Cave Story, and emo kids with knives. And 65% of it actually made sense!

Mehehe, you can make a wang.

Heh, yeah, I remember the Zelda cartoons. They rocked.

One thing I never got though- he's got an awesome sword, but never uses it to CUT things. Just shoots zap bolts from it.

Yeah, the Sonic cartoon was pretty cool. This Mario one... not so cool. I liked that when I was a kid? Bleh. I only vaguely remember an episode where Mario eats some special dish that makes him godzilla sized.

And... there was a Pac-Man cartoon? Cool.

Guess we know what team he's playing for, if you know what I mean.

I've been playing for a week, and I've got a level 4 zombie with Memories of Life.

Once, when I entered a building, someone jumped out of a window. At least, I think they did, because they dissappeared from the building and there was a dead body outside, afterwards.

Is it just me, or has a link to this game been posted here already?

Now I may never know how food becomes poo.

Amazing. Truely amazing.

Pure awesomeness in keyboard form.

Could be especially useful for games.

Or neither.

Little kids sure do have an obsession with cunts these days.

It was probably all those shrooms.

This seems pricey. And silly.

Interesting, and rather educational.

What. The. Hell.

"Also: there has never been, and maybe never will be, a better controller than the one for the N64."

I agree with Kajun. The N64 controller was probably one of my favorites.

Aw, man! You messed it up. You spelled airline wrong.

He got sword in 25. Actually, it was "saber", but close enough.

Yeah. I think he just said his camera died because he didn't wanna eat it all. No matter how delicious it may be, I couldn't bring myself to eat all approximate 30,000 calories.

Kajun wins! You just can't beat cowboy physics. I've been making jokes about it in school, just to confuse people. I usually fit it in around my other random phrases such as "The Gerbil Lord is not amused!" and "Speak now, or forever hold you pee."

I'm insane, but still sane enough to know it.

*laughs uncontrollably*
Now THAT was funny. That comment filled in the empty space that is this game.

Ya, it wasn't very good at all. Liked the story.

What? You mean this game doesn't have to do with male genitalia?

Awesome. This is fun, educational, and potentially destructive.

Yeah. Did that one to me too. And one had a bunch of photos of people. The correct answer, I later figured out, was "dude". What. The. Hell.

I've played Ball Revamped II, and this one's a pretty good addition to the series.

That "thing" is a dream. If you go to each of the fortune tellers and touch their crystal balls and say "take vision" (green verb with four points and the swirly thing that looks like a seashell), you will see a vision, and you get more of it for each fortune teller you visit. When you reach the third, you'll learn- SPOILER- that when you crash landed on the planet, falling rubble caused the dream machine to malfunction and give an alien a nightmare-SPOILER- Thus, that's why the alien near your ship is pale and swearing. Once you get a dream, go to that alien and say "give dream". The alien will become healthy again and give you the nightmare in return. Go back to the eyeball plant that stops you from entering the room to the right and say "give nightmare" to the eyeball plant. It will be blinded by the nightmare, allowing you to go to the room.

Hope that helps ;) Yes, it's a very cool game.

It's all fun and games until someone has to give birth.

Awesome. The maps for Radical Dreamers helped me alot.