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Dad was flammable.

Member since: June 17, 2002

Aug 5th, 2004

8/20, a lot of the questions had nothing to do with testing my senses. What do I THINK would taste better? I don't have a freakin' clue, how 'bout you give me three plates of food and I'll tell you which tastes better!

Aug 4th, 2004


Aug 4th, 2004

I think you need to stop pressing the right cursor button then hit the space-bar, it's as if it can't handle more than one button being pressed at a time.

Also: Spazmodicus is a stinking liar, I am still the champ.

Aug 4th, 2004


my only aim was to beat chris, my fingers hurt now.

Aug 3rd, 2004

No, it is instantly the most infuriating game I've ever played.

Okay, so everything's going fine up until around 180, then I lose two scarecrows. I'm left with only one, that's easier to defend, right?

I have three trees completely stocked with seeds and one scarecrow to defend, eventually the bell will appear and I'll get the others back. So this crow lands and I throw a seed on target. The scarecrow then decides to pound the ground and wipe out the entire supply of seeds, then a shitload of birds arrive and completely rape him, it takes a good 20 seconds, and not one single seed appears in that time.


Jul 20th, 2004

No, that was a different game.

Jul 13th, 2004


Jul 13th, 2004

Oh man, how awesome is that?

Jun 25th, 2004


I have a lot of real-life experience though, so that's probably why I'm so freakin' awesome.

Jun 21st, 2004

I'm close to reaching clan status, but I'll probably mess it up somehow.

Jun 17th, 2004

I don't think it ever was.

Jun 15th, 2004

That was awesomeness.

Jun 7th, 2004

Word of advice: don't stare at the spiral then look at your wang.

May 29th, 2004

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate


May 17th, 2004

Hey, that's all kinds of awesome!

May 8th, 2004

Superb, the movie where he escapes using the scaffolding is amusing, the game would have been much sweeter if Pacman really shouted "OH YEAH, OH YEAH, SUCK IT!" when he got away.

May 6th, 2004

What a great game.

May 3rd, 2004


Apr 25th, 2004

I'm going to assume that all you lame-asses waited for me to complete 97 levels, then jumped on my bandwagon.

Apr 25th, 2004

Okay, I've gotten as far as level 97, the password is NTUKO] (with square bracket). I was/am determined to get to level 100 in the hope that the game WILL END!

However, due to the poor coding on the rebound blocks, you'd have to completely fluke the entire level with your first shot and all the subsequent rebounds. I'd rather just buy 8,000 lottery tickets...

all with the same numbers.

Apr 25th, 2004

GSNDOU is pretty rediculous, I think it's level 80.

Apr 25th, 2004

KPRHOV is level 53 I think, it's either that or KNRHOT.

Either way I'm getting bored.

Apr 25th, 2004

I'm on level 41 so far.

What the hell does this have to do with pandas though?

Apr 18th, 2004

I got to level 9, the best thing to buy seems to be the little wings, it makes your hammer go twice as fast. Upgrading your hammer really doesn't seem to do anything except kill the red aliens with one shot.

Apr 18th, 2004

Highly enjoyable.

Apr 16th, 2004

Idiot Savant!

Actually, Secular Centrist.

Apr 16th, 2004

They aren't evil mutant blobs, they're Kaleds.

Apr 14th, 2004

What are the odds of that?

Apr 15th, 2004

My brain!

Apr 12th, 2004

That sounds like one crazy house.

Apr 13th, 2004

You're so mean.

Apr 14th, 2004


Apr 5th, 2004

Wait, I never posted that, what's that all about?

Also, I hate this game.

Apr 9th, 2004

I told him to "eat corn" and he came up to the camera and flipped me the bird, then I told him to do it again and he just ate something.

When I told him to "flip the bird" he approached the camera again, but that parental advisory thing blocked the action this time.

Apr 6th, 2004

Okay, so I managed to have sex with some other flying nudist and get carpal tunnel syndrome from the cycling game.