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Dad was flammable.

Member since: June 17, 2002

Aug 28th, 2011

You can cross your eyes to make the Jesse James photo 3D.

Except if you can't cross your eyes.

Dec 26th, 2010

If it wasn't for Twitter, I'd have never known that Michael Jackson died.

Dec 26th, 2010

You three make me sick.

Nov 8th, 2010

I agree, all of the Parry Grip videos are fucking brilliant.

Nov 3rd, 2010

I also enjoyed Robocop: The Musical.

Oct 19th, 2010

As a Scotsman, I can honestly say I wouldn't shag any girl that can't properly pronounce Edinburgh.

Although, as a Glaswegian, I wouldn't be anywhere near Edinburgh anyway.

Aug 31st, 2010

Buckfast didn't even make it into the top 5? RACISTS!

May 21st, 2010

The one where he gobs all over the screen is pretty awful.

Apr 30th, 2010

I just liked the idea of the Sperminator being left covered in his own goo by about question 10.

Pity you can't play as him after you've completed it though.

Mar 17th, 2010

Yeah, I don't enjoy it any more. Nice idea but doesn't really have any replay value. Is that a thing that gamers say? "Replay value"?

Mar 17th, 2010

That's why you take out the boosters first. I enjoy this game.

Mar 7th, 2010

So, am I in the Swedish army now?

Feb 9th, 2010

I read this interview last week, kinda got the feeling Bill was telling me to grow up and get over it.

Feb 6th, 2010

This reminds me of Strider for the MegaDrive/Genesis. Except, you know, you can't kill, jump, slide, have fun etc.

Feb 3rd, 2010

Dec 21st, 2009

Midget Guy + Fat Woman + Stand and Carry doesn't end in as much death as I'd hoped.

Dec 18th, 2009

I don't think there's anywhere to actually get to. Once you've got all the upgrades and awards, you just keep going forever and ever.

Nov 19th, 2009

It said my IE wasn't mighty enough, so Doctor Kajun Fireflygrim, The Cyclopean, Forthright Kaiser and Entity of Infiniteness, had to switch to a better browser.

Feb 16th, 2008

Haha, I had horrible Red Baron flash-backs there. Thanks, Weasle.

Jul 4th, 2009

I liked it.

Jul 3rd, 2009

I played this the other day and loved it. The comments on the E4 page are highly amusing.

Apr 27th, 2009

Pretty realistic. I was actually just as bored playing this as I would have been playing real golf.

Apr 21st, 2009

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: when I touch my scrotum it bleeds
Stranger: what if I touched it?

Apr 16th, 2009

Yeah, it was a nice idea and fairly amusing in places. Went on a bit though.

Apr 9th, 2009

I thought it was fairly enjoyable.

Feb 20th, 2009

Nah, docking is just like letting your friend wear your favourite hat for a while.

While it's still on your head.

Feb 8th, 2009

Didn't we already have a link for a video that had the terrible plot and bad-acting of porn but without the sex?

Oct 9th, 2008

My main concern isn't which film I fell asleep watching, it's why I was drinking Guinness from a bottle!

Sep 21st, 2008

I loved it, especially as it was annoying and robbed me of my precious life.

That's right, I'm dead now.

Aug 23rd, 2008

Yeah, I wasn't doing them the way I was supposed to either. Nice idea though.

Jul 24th, 2008

I must say that during the Cesium video I was half-hoping that one scientist would smack the other over the head with the glass ampule then throw a glass of water in his face.

That's how my chemistry teacher did it.

Jul 15th, 2008

Yeah, there are plenty of ways to link the K-man with... the other K-man.

The important thing is I beat the website.

Jul 15th, 2008

I got a Kevin Bacon number of infinity by searching "Karl Pilkington".

God bless that round-headed idiot.

Jun 24th, 2008

It was certainly enjoyable, yes.

Jun 20th, 2008

I got 1 minute 17 too, Brad. Wanna wrestle?