Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 18%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 82%

I’m female… :’(

If you read down to the bottom of the explanation, there are cheat codes that do things like automatically eat and make the board appear.

Looks like snails just wanna have orgies.

Also, EW I hope no one drank that Pepsi.

Try putting something in your cart and then checking out.

The game is called "Dwarf Complete." If you search Google, you can find walkthroughs for it.

It works for me in Firefox...

Venereal disease: The best a man can get.

But it was 2 years ago! This is...new and improved...

OH GOD as if muppets didn't already scare the crap out of me. I hate muppets...

Tell me about it...I live in Western PA, where we say "pop," but I go to school in Eastern PA, where they say "soda," so I face great pressure to adjust my vocabulary accordingly as I got from place to place...what a difference 350 miles makes.

All this game is missing is a little body that flies out when you crash too much...