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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning.

Homepage: http://www.bargaintuan.com/
Member since: July 16, 2003

May 28th, 2008


Cold steel is the best defense against rickets.

May 28th, 2008


My bicycle is made of weasels.

May 16th, 2008


I want to see a Catherine Tramell one.

May 7th, 2008


Not enough of these have Star Wars characters in them.

Apr 24th, 2008


Now he just needs to do this in Star Wars costumes.

Apr 16th, 2008


That, too. If the locations were more recognizable, it would be an improvement.

Like, maybe a public restroom, a restaurant, a mall -- places that are obviously contemporary.

Apr 16th, 2008


Well, I was expecting people in replica costumes or whatever, doing more interesting things.

Like, maybe Boba Fett could be directing traffic or Yoda could be playing guitar on a street corner.

Apr 14th, 2008


Wow. Actually, I'm wrong.

It's the music that makes it difficult, not the accents.

But still, the lyrics for "Cleanin' up the Town" are a complete mess.

Apr 14th, 2008


No, it's most definitely not.

Apr 16th, 2008


This is kind of dumb. It's just Photoshop.

Apr 13th, 2008


Star Trek is communism, and Gilligan's Island is Hell.

Apr 14th, 2008


Sigh. It's missing a lot of songs that I have. I'm just too weird.

Apr 14th, 2008


Well, it had the same wrong lyrics to "Killer Queen" I've seen everywhere else, so I fixed them.

Apr 14th, 2008


Are they correct, though? I've never seen correct lyrics to "Killer Queen" on the Internet, let alone "Cleanin' up the Town" or "Froggy's Lament".

Apr 13th, 2008


I killed an exalted cyclops in Zelda once.

Mar 8th, 2008


Nope. I don't think that was it. The cover art, as I remember it, was quite different.

Mar 8th, 2008


There used to be a similar series with a sci-fi theme, in which you also had to solve puzzles correctly. I don't remember what it was called.

Mar 9th, 2008


As an explosion, I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.

Feb 25th, 2008


This site is what Arbuckle becomes after Garfield dies.

Feb 8th, 2008


I'm naturally attracted to women who hover several inches above the ground.

She rotates clockwise to me, and I can only get her to switch by moving my head around or moving or scrolling the browser window. It's like the right amount of motion tricks my brain into switching, even if I'm not really trying. She reverts back to clockwise after a few seconds, though.

Feb 7th, 2008


I own the DVD.

Feb 8th, 2008


She's hot.

Jan 16th, 2008


I only like to wear women's clothing with the women still in them.

Jan 16th, 2008


I think it's testing boredom rather than sleepiness.

Jan 16th, 2008


You're Dirk Benedict?

Jan 15th, 2008


Jan 6th, 2008


The user interface sucks, but I managed to solve all 16 featured puzzles. I can't imagine actually trying to do the larger ones on a Wii, because the boxes are so small. Sure, you can zoom in, but you still have to see the row and column numbers.

Jan 4th, 2008


Bah.

Jan 4th, 2008


[i]The Bee Movie[/i] sucked.

Dec 18th, 2007


Are you expecting a little extra money next week?

Dec 14th, 2007


Shouldn't they be Life Day cards?

Dec 4th, 2007


This site just made CNN.

Dec 3rd, 2007


They aren't giving any money to the studio people that mix the tracks or the guys that painted those cool album covers. Guilt-free my ass!

Nov 29th, 2007


Yeah. Canada. Where it's illegal for Mountain Dew to have caffeine in it.

Nov 27th, 2007


Read the comments for the music.