I love the smell of facepalm in the morning.
Member since: July 16, 2003
I am able to run it just fine with an Athlon 64 4000+ and a GeForce 7800 GS with all the quality settings on max.
I am buying star systems and crap.
Why are old links popping up again?
If your monitor is causing headaches, maybe you should see about raising your refresh rate.
If you still have a CRT, that is.
I try not to use anything beta.
I was disappointed to find this link had nothing to do with gangbanging Kim Bassinger from [i]Never Say Never Again[/i].
"It only works if you believe in fairies."
It's "walruses", all right. You only use that "i" business for words derived from Latin or something.
They are all walruses. Even that fifth guy no one talks about.
Because it's more than one player.
This game is a really crappy clone of Space Invaders anyway.
Did it love L.A.?
Yeah. It's one of the better completely lame rap songs I've heard.
Then it becomes re-tro.
That's going to be the subject of my book, Men Use Google, Women Use Yahoo!
Well, Lorenzo Music is no Peter Venkman, SO THERE!
It is when it's shaved, apparently.
By the way, I just got Lost in Translation on DVD, and guess what. The voice of Garfield stars in it!
My guess would be "Holy Rat Race", which has a character named Leo Gore in it.
Years ago I came up with "rubbing the lamp until the genie appears" and that's going to be better than anything this site can come up with.
I went to Wal-mart and got some cookies and some candy.
Wow. I think this is the single oldest link ever posted to this site.
"BARGAINTUAN" -> "EROTIC"
Is that the one where he's a snowman?
What's funny to me is how many tattoo artists can't draw worth a damn.
Incredibly old, but still funny.
I don't believe this because there are no actual pictures of invisible people.
Also, is that a squirrel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Cows and chickens do make milk.
Make sure the red lens is in front of the right eye or it'll look weird.
I had never even heard of Soccer Dog or Joe McGann at all before this quiz.
This quiz sucks. Am I really supposed to know about all these direct-to-video shovelfilms? I generally got the ones right where the entire series made it to theaters.
This is like some government-funded Canadian film.
Is it a coincidence I heard a Brad Sucks song in this?
This was a good idea, but the execution is incredibly sloppy. It's also too dark.
Naturally. TNG hasn't aged well at all.
After his brain surgery, Ted Kennedy told reporters, "I softly my alligator moonbeam."
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