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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning.

Member since: July 16, 2003

Sep 14th, 2008

I am able to run it just fine with an Athlon 64 4000+ and a GeForce 7800 GS with all the quality settings on max.

Sep 14th, 2008

I am buying star systems and crap.

Jun 16th, 2008

Why are old links popping up again?

Sep 4th, 2008

If your monitor is causing headaches, maybe you should see about raising your refresh rate.

If you still have a CRT, that is.

Sep 2nd, 2008

I try not to use anything beta.

Sep 1st, 2008

I was disappointed to find this link had nothing to do with gangbanging Kim Bassinger from [i]Never Say Never Again[/i].

Aug 12th, 2008

"It only works if you believe in fairies."

Aug 8th, 2008

It's "walruses", all right. You only use that "i" business for words derived from Latin or something.

Aug 8th, 2008

They are all walruses. Even that fifth guy no one talks about.

Aug 7th, 2008

Because it's more than one player.

This game is a really crappy clone of Space Invaders anyway.

Aug 5th, 2008

Did it love L.A.?

Aug 5th, 2008

Yeah. It's one of the better completely lame rap songs I've heard.

Aug 4th, 2008

Then it becomes re-tro.

Aug 2nd, 2008

That's going to be the subject of my book, Men Use Google, Women Use Yahoo!

Jul 31st, 2008

Well, Lorenzo Music is no Peter Venkman, SO THERE!

Jul 28th, 2008

It is when it's shaved, apparently.

Jul 31st, 2008

By the way, I just got Lost in Translation on DVD, and guess what. The voice of Garfield stars in it!


Jul 28th, 2008

My guess would be "Holy Rat Race", which has a character named Leo Gore in it.

Jul 25th, 2008

Years ago I came up with "rubbing the lamp until the genie appears" and that's going to be better than anything this site can come up with.

Jul 17th, 2008

I went to Wal-mart and got some cookies and some candy.


Jul 15th, 2008

Wow. I think this is the single oldest link ever posted to this site.


Jul 11th, 2008


Jul 3rd, 2008

Is that the one where he's a snowman?

Jul 5th, 2008

What's funny to me is how many tattoo artists can't draw worth a damn.

Jul 1st, 2008

Incredibly old, but still funny.

Jun 16th, 2008

I don't believe this because there are no actual pictures of invisible people.

Also, is that a squirrel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Jun 15th, 2008

Cows and chickens do make milk.

Jun 14th, 2008

Make sure the red lens is in front of the right eye or it'll look weird.

Jun 13th, 2008

I had never even heard of Soccer Dog or Joe McGann at all before this quiz.

Jun 13th, 2008

This quiz sucks. Am I really supposed to know about all these direct-to-video shovelfilms? I generally got the ones right where the entire series made it to theaters.

Jun 6th, 2008

This is like some government-funded Canadian film.

Jun 11th, 2008

Is it a coincidence I heard a Brad Sucks song in this?

Jun 6th, 2008

This was a good idea, but the execution is incredibly sloppy. It's also too dark.

Jun 2nd, 2008

Naturally. TNG hasn't aged well at all.

May 28th, 2008

After his brain surgery, Ted Kennedy told reporters, "I softly my alligator moonbeam."