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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning.

Homepage: http://www.bargaintuan.com/
Member since: July 16, 2003

Aug 7th, 2009


Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!

バッジ?バッジがないではありません。私たちのバッジを必要はありません!私はあなたにベロベロにバッジを表示する必要はありません!

Badge? The badge no. We need no badges! I need a badge to display on your BEROBERO No!

バッジ?は、バッジがない。私たちはバッジが必要!私はあなたのバッジBEROBEROに何も表示する必要があります!

Badge? There is no badge. We need a badge! BEROBERO I need your badge to show anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!何も詳細にBEROBEROバッジが必要!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! BEROBERO need to do anything more badges!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!詳細バッジBEROBERO何もする必要があります!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! Badge BEROBERO details you need to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!何もする必要BEROBEROバッジを見る!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! BEROBERO must show a badge to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!バッジ詳細BEROBERO何もする必要があります!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! Badge BEROBERO details you need to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!何もする必要BEROBEROバッジを見る!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! BEROBERO must show a badge to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!バッジ詳細BEROBERO何もする必要があります!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! Badge BEROBERO details you need to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!何もする必要BEROBEROバッジを見る!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! BEROBERO must show a badge to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!バッジ詳細BEROBERO何もする必要があります!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! Badge BEROBERO details you need to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!何もする必要BEROBEROバッジを見る!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! BEROBERO must show a badge to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!バッジ詳細BEROBERO何もする必要があります!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! Badge BEROBERO details you need to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!何もする必要BEROBEROバッジを見る!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! BEROBERO must show a badge to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!バッジ詳細BEROBERO何もする必要があります!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! Badge BEROBERO details you need to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!何もする必要BEROBEROバッジを見る!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! BEROBERO must show a badge to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!バッジ詳細BEROBERO何もする必要があります!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! Badge BEROBERO details you need to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!何もする必要BEROBEROバッジを見る!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! BEROBERO must show a badge to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!バッジ詳細BEROBERO何もする必要があります!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! Badge BEROBERO details you need to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!何もする必要BEROBEROバッジを見る!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! BEROBERO must show a badge to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!バッジ詳細BEROBERO何もする必要があります!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! Badge BEROBERO details you need to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!何もする必要BEROBEROバッジを見る!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! BEROBERO must show a badge to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!バッジ詳細BEROBERO何もする必要があります!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! Badge BEROBERO details you need to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!何もする必要BEROBEROバッジを見る!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! BEROBERO must show a badge to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!バッジ詳細BEROBERO何もする必要があります!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! Badge BEROBERO details you need to do anything!

バッジ?バッジがないです。私たちはバッジが必要!何もする必要BEROBEROバッジを見る!

Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! BEROBERO must show a badge to do anything!

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

Aug 7th, 2009


You blew it up! God damn you all to Hell!

あなたはそれが爆発!神はすべてに気を地獄!

You blast it! God is out to all hell!

あなたが爆発!神はすべての地獄へ!

Explosion! God is all to hell!

爆発!神はすべての地獄へ!

Explosion! God is all to hell!

Aug 7th, 2009


Something tells me I'm into something good.

何かに何か良いよって言うんです。

It says I do something good?

それは私が何かいいことを言う?

I say that it is something I?

私は、何かをしている私ですか?

I am, what I have?

私は、私は何がありますか?

I, I?

私は、私は?

I, I?

Jul 14th, 2009


Option-click?! What is this, MacWorld.com?

Apr 21st, 2009


This would be awesome if they gave each person a random avatar and username, but didn't show you what yours were.

Apr 2nd, 2009


But does it have Prince Philip in a can?

Mar 25th, 2009


Maybe Walken should pay the fake guy to be his official Twankerer.

Mar 22nd, 2009


Yeah. The site is littered with abbrievations like FU and LOL, which is a giveaway that it's not legit.

Mar 22nd, 2009


This is obviously a put-on, but really well done.

Mar 18th, 2009


This is something I'd rather not relive.

Mar 18th, 2009


Is this the third time this has been posted?

Mar 16th, 2009


I think I'd rather play a Tetris where the well was four spaces across.

Mar 12th, 2009


Women don't play golf. :-P

Seriously, though. If they would have stopped to think for a second, they would have designed the thing for women in the first place.

Mar 12th, 2009


"This golf club smells funny."

1) The club doesn't really look like a regular golf club.

2) With the towel, it looks kinda like you're playing with yourself.

3) Wouldn't urinating in a hollow plastic container be noisy?

4) If you swing it by mistake, the cap might come off and now you've got urine all over yourself.

"From the makers of the Fleshclub."

Mar 10th, 2009


FREE UNDERWEAR FOR ILLEGALS!!!

Obama is our first black/green/blue/purple President. He's also an extraterrestrial and has made Lincoln his zombie slave.

"I had a dream?" No, that's a nightmare.

Mar 8th, 2009


I "like" this. It's "cool."

Feb 24th, 2009


Well, he got the important word right.

Feb 22nd, 2009


Colonoscopy Broadcasting System?

Feb 20th, 2009


I thought everybody knew about this already. I'm waiting for a Region 1 DVD. I might just buy the Region 2 and decrypt it.

Feb 3rd, 2009


Don't go see that crap.

Jan 30th, 2009


That was fun. I liked the part when the little guy swam through the sky.

Jan 23rd, 2009


So long as you stayed away from the "adult" rooms, it was great. The "adult" rooms rarely contained actual adults, from my experience.

Jan 23rd, 2009


I loved Get the Picture!

Especially making jokes about people being glued to things.

Jan 14th, 2009


It's the guy's own fault for wearing his pants so low the cop can't tell where his waistline is.

Jan 20th, 2009


What about Suicide Man, who can only use his superpower once?

Jan 19th, 2009


Nothing says "spam" like a nonsensical barrage of words in the link description.

Jan 11th, 2009


Can one be electrocuted by deja vu?

Jan 9th, 2009


I can't wait for the movie.

Dec 19th, 2008


Actually, the game has 100 achievements. You get the 100th for getting the other 99.

Dec 14th, 2008


And then he started a band, Zombie Hitler and the Stormtroopers.

Dec 14th, 2008


Hitler didn't mean to shoot himself. He touched his gun to a lamp and the electricity set it off.

Dec 14th, 2008


I don't need In4mador! for things CNN is showing every twenty minutes.

Nov 28th, 2008


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