I love the smell of facepalm in the morning.
Member since: July 16, 2003
More fun with movie quotes (, Quoting from the fun of this movie):
The next time someone asks you if you're a god you say yes!
Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes!
Here's looking at you, kid.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this anymore.
If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Soylent Green is people.
Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!
Badge? The badge no. We need no badges! I need a badge to display on your BEROBERO No!
Badge? There is no badge. We need a badge! BEROBERO I need your badge to show anything!
Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! BEROBERO need to do anything more badges!
Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! Badge BEROBERO details you need to do anything!
Badge? There are no badges. We need a badge! BEROBERO must show a badge to do anything!
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
You blew it up! God damn you all to Hell!
You blast it! God is out to all hell!
Explosion! God is all to hell!
Something tells me I'm into something good.
It says I do something good?
I say that it is something I?
I am, what I have?
Option-click?! What is this, MacWorld.com?
This would be awesome if they gave each person a random avatar and username, but didn't show you what yours were.
But does it have Prince Philip in a can?
Maybe Walken should pay the fake guy to be his official Twankerer.
Yeah. The site is littered with abbrievations like FU and LOL, which is a giveaway that it's not legit.
This is obviously a put-on, but really well done.
This is something I'd rather not relive.
Is this the third time this has been posted?
I think I'd rather play a Tetris where the well was four spaces across.
Women don't play golf. :-P
Seriously, though. If they would have stopped to think for a second, they would have designed the thing for women in the first place.
"This golf club smells funny."
1) The club doesn't really look like a regular golf club.
2) With the towel, it looks kinda like you're playing with yourself.
3) Wouldn't urinating in a hollow plastic container be noisy?
4) If you swing it by mistake, the cap might come off and now you've got urine all over yourself.
"From the makers of the Fleshclub."
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Obama is our first black/green/blue/purple President. He's also an extraterrestrial and has made Lincoln his zombie slave.
"I had a dream?" No, that's a nightmare.
I "like" this. It's "cool."
Well, he got the important word right.
Colonoscopy Broadcasting System?
I thought everybody knew about this already. I'm waiting for a Region 1 DVD. I might just buy the Region 2 and decrypt it.
Don't go see that crap.
That was fun. I liked the part when the little guy swam through the sky.
So long as you stayed away from the "adult" rooms, it was great. The "adult" rooms rarely contained actual adults, from my experience.
I loved Get the Picture!
Especially making jokes about people being glued to things.
It's the guy's own fault for wearing his pants so low the cop can't tell where his waistline is.
What about Suicide Man, who can only use his superpower once?
Nothing says "spam" like a nonsensical barrage of words in the link description.
Can one be electrocuted by deja vu?
I can't wait for the movie.
Actually, the game has 100 achievements. You get the 100th for getting the other 99.
And then he started a band, Zombie Hitler and the Stormtroopers.
Hitler didn't mean to shoot himself. He touched his gun to a lamp and the electricity set it off.
I don't need In4mador! for things CNN is showing every twenty minutes.
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