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Where Are My Keys?
Welcome to "Where are my keys?" the only site you need to find what you have lost. It says I should look for my keys "in your mums used panties".
posted to generators by Atlantima, Feb 19th, 2007
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Send a Friend to Hell
"Introducing the world's first internet-based damnation system. Now you have the power to send anyone you want to hell with the click of a mouse. Just follow the instructions below and soon you'll swear you can hear their pleas for mercy."
posted to religion by Atlantima, Aug 12th, 2006
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Fantasy World News Generator
"Fantasy World News is generated on the half-hour by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is, again, probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in March 2006 and is part of the Brave Surrealist Empire. There's also the original Sci-Fi News, a science-fiction treatment of the same data."
posted to generators by Atlantima, Aug 9th, 2006
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USA Lightning Strike Map
Places most frequently struck by lightning.
posted to misc by Atlantima, Jun 10th, 2006
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Movie Rapist Dialogue Generator
Okay, so you're about to attack some helpless woman. Leering evilly, you say to her...
posted to generators by Atlantima, May 7th, 2006
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Fifty Years of Coca-Cola Television Advertisements
The Library of Congress presents a variety of television ads, never-broadcast outtakes, and experimental footage reflecting the historical development of television advertising for a major commercial product.
posted to history by Atlantima, Apr 23rd, 2006
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Cell phone radiation levels
Specific absorption rate (SAR) measures the quantity of radiofrequency (RF) energy absorbed by the body. This chart shows the maximum SAR level with the phone next to the ear.
posted to technology by Atlantima, Apr 20th, 2006
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The settlement annuls a civil trial set to begin on Monday that would have scrutinized one of the world's first and most-publicized cases of cyber-bullying.
posted to law by Atlantima, Apr 10th, 2006
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Name that Candybar
Can you identify candy by looking at the cross section?
posted to quiz by Atlantima, Jan 30th, 2006
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SinceSlicedBread.com
Since Sliced Bread is a national call for fresh, common sense ideas that will strengthen our economy and improve our day-to-day lives. Basically you vote for what should be the next best idea. The 21 best ideas will be featured in a book to be published in 2006.
posted to misc by Atlantima, Jan 9th, 2006
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The Gematriculator
The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.
posted to weird by Atlantima, Dec 22nd, 2005
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Catch Thirty-Three
The numbers run away from your cursor. Catch them!
posted to games by Atlantima, Dec 6th, 2005
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Ecomagination
You control your virtual plants' appearances by talking to them. Sponsored by General Electric.
posted to flash by Atlantima, Nov 27th, 2005
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The N-Game
You are a ninja. A ninja who only lives for fifteen minutes. Unless you collect gold which makes you happy so you can live longer. But you still won't live very long unless you can avoid the laser beams, machine guns, mines, Mario-style falling blocks, etc. (Also: downloadable free version.)
posted to games by Atlantima, Nov 7th, 2005
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The Unsexy Thoughts Page
Last time I drank hot chocolate I really burned my tongue bad... Coke has an 800 number you can call for nutritional information... I really should buy a new toothbrush...There seems to be some sort of coin in my sock...
posted to misc by Atlantima, Nov 5th, 2005
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Viral Video
See the latest hilarious video clips that are going around the internet, all in one convenient place.
posted to movies by Atlantima, Oct 29th, 2005
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Chili Time
AKA "Eat!" Click the button repeatedly as fast as possible to win the chili pepper eating contest.
posted to games by Atlantima, Oct 28th, 2005
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What to do if you win the lottery
Winning millions in the lottery can be the worst thing that ever happened to you. Take these ten steps to ensure you won't go crazy, broke, or to jail.
posted to misc by Atlantima, Oct 5th, 2005
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Rate My Finger
People giving the finger. Rate them. Fun for like thirty seconds.
posted to pictures by Atlantima, Sep 29th, 2005
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WTF.com
"WTF.com is a RANTING site for those who want to bitch and moan about anything on their mind."
posted to misc by Atlantima, Sep 25th, 2005
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Parachute Retro
Drop the guys into the pickup truck full of pillows, but watch out for the obstacles!
posted to games by Atlantima, Sep 22nd, 2005
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The Smoking Tongue
Man consumes, reviews a bottle of hot sauce every day. 58 days so far.
posted to food by Atlantima, Sep 20th, 2005
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Glossary of Sexual and Scatological Euphemisms
Everything from "Aaron's Rod" to "Zubrick". Text-only, so it's safe for work.
posted to sex by Atlantima, Sep 3rd, 2005
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Dimspace Poetic Movie Reviews
Good ones get a haiku; lemons get a limerick.
posted to movies by Atlantima, Sep 3rd, 2005
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Custom Printed M&M's
"Now you can print your very own messages on M&M'S® Milk Chocolate Candies and package them in creative ways!"
posted to food by Atlantima, Aug 27th, 2005
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Sweet Napoleon Dynamite Hangman
If you don't know Napoleon you're gonna hang him.
posted to games by Atlantima, Aug 25th, 2005
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Regender
What would the world look like if the two sexes switched places? Regender transforms webpages to replace male words and names with female ones, and vice versa.
posted to misc by Atlantima, Aug 19th, 2005
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Office Octagon
Press the left and right arrow keys fast in this game from Spike TV. Turn down your sound for level three.
posted to games by Atlantima, Aug 8th, 2005
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Tongue Tracks
Use your mouse to slap TongueTracks onto MechaMouth tongues.
posted to games by Atlantima, Aug 8th, 2005
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Hand Jibe
It's not your normal everyday falling-tiles-that-you-have-to-match-and-clear-before-the-screen-fills-up game.
posted to games by Atlantima, Jul 30th, 2005
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Do-It-Yourself Deity
Select the attributes which you believe God must have. Metaphysical engineers will then model this conception of God to check out its plausibility.
posted to religion by Atlantima, Jul 30th, 2005
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TalkBackwards.com
For many years there have been rumors that certain songs, speeches, and ads contain hidden subliminal messages that can only be heard when played backwards. Upload an audio file to the server and hear it played backwards.
posted to music by Atlantima, Jul 29th, 2005
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Do You Have A Grudge?
Spooky game based on the movie "The Grudge".
posted to games by Atlantima, Jul 29th, 2005
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Squant
A new primary color has been discovered by Dr. Wohan Squant. Upgrade your monitor.
posted to weird by Atlantima, Jul 29th, 2005
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People That Suck
You can add to the list people you dislike, hate, are generally annoyed with, or just think suck.
posted to misc by Atlantima, Jul 16th, 2005
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J2O
Aim your pee while drunk.
posted to games by Atlantima, Jul 15th, 2005
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Acne Be Gone
You have ninety-nine seconds to pop this guy's one hundred and eight pimples.
posted to games by Atlantima, Jul 15th, 2005
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Don't Link to Us!
Don't Link to Us! links to sites that attempt to impose substantial restrictions on other sites that link to them.
posted to internet by Atlantima, Jul 12th, 2005
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Age-Maps
Two photographs of the same person, from different periods of time (child and adult) are spliced together. Kinda creepy.
posted to art by Atlantima, Jul 11th, 2005
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Pass the Potato
Your mission: Pass the Potato to all 50 states! Pick one of twelve potatoes and give the link to all your friends.
posted to misc by Atlantima, Jul 5th, 2005
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The Slacker Turtle
Jump the guy in the turtle suit across the street.
posted to games by Atlantima, Jun 8th, 2005
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How to fake fingerprints
Learn how to wear someone else's fingerprints over your own, non-fake ones.
posted to reference by Atlantima, May 26th, 2005
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Lovechess, the erotic chess game
"Enter the world of the Greek and Trojan gods, and let this adult game take you to a beautiful place where the gods make love on the chessboard. All the chess pieces have unique 3D sex animations. " Costs $16.99, but there's a free demo for download.
posted to weird by Atlantima, May 25th, 2005
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The Flaming Fire Illustrated Bible
Illustrating the entire Bible "verse–by–verse - one illustration per verse." The artistic talent ranges from paintings to MSPaint, with a few photos thrown in as well.
posted to art by Atlantima, May 23rd, 2005
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What's Your Super Power?
Take an eleven-question quiz to determine what special ability you have. Mine's Flight.
posted to quiz by Atlantima, May 22nd, 2005
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Health and A Fishiency
"The only place on the internet catering for the specialist interest of nude angling." Photo galleries of nude fishermen/women (the naughtiest bits are usually covered) plus tips for nude fishing. NSFW.
posted to weird by Atlantima, May 18th, 2005
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1000 Blank White Cards
The game of 1000 Blank White Cards was invented by Nathan McQuillen of Madison, Wisconsin when he noticed a box labelled "1000 Blank White Cards". No hint was given regarding how they were to be used. So he encouraged people to draw on them and things went on from there.
posted to gaming by Atlantima, May 5th, 2005
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Whose Butt?
Can you tell the difference between Claudia Schiffer's butt and Pamela Anderson's? Match the butts to the celebrities.
posted to quiz by Atlantima, Apr 28th, 2005
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Eggs and Milk Minder
This, uh, thing will tell you how many more days it is until you run out of eggs and milk. In addition, it will estimate how much money you need next time you buy eggs and milk.
posted to food by Atlantima, Apr 25th, 2005
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Desktop Shooter
Download a small (588k) program that allows you to shoot up your desktop, browser, whatever is on your screen. Use four different guns.
posted to software by Atlantima, Apr 16th, 2005
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