Bribing public officials with iPods? *tsk*tsk*
I was in court today. If I offered the judge my iPod, maybe she would have waived my traffic fines.
To be honest. this is probably the lamest idea I've ever heard of. I wish people would stop fellating Apple in this way.
I've heard of worse ideas.
Such as, "Your President Needs a War".
People donated ideas such as non-existant WMD's, randomly attacking dictators equal in evil to our allies, and forcing democracy down people's throats.
Much worse idea. It'd never work.
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Bribing public officials with iPods? *tsk*tsk*
I was in court today. If I offered the judge my iPod, maybe she would have waived my traffic fines.
To be honest. this is probably the lamest idea I've ever heard of. I wish people would stop fellating Apple in this way.
I've heard of worse ideas.
Such as, "Your President Needs a War".
People donated ideas such as non-existant WMD's, randomly attacking dictators equal in evil to our allies, and forcing democracy down people's throats.
Much worse idea.
It'd never work.