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Mar 1st, 2005


It's all fun and games until someone DESTROYS THE WORLD.


Mar 1st, 2005


Yes, but wouldn't you want to be known as the species that destroyed their planet by jumping at the same time? That would be awesome!


Mar 1st, 2005


We'd be all over the news on channel 1337 on planet Glorbiob.


Mar 1st, 2005


Shweet. I am SO helping these psychos!


Mar 3rd, 2005


Ummm, wow. I guess these guys completely reject newtonian physics.

Still, cute. Like a person without legs trying to walk cute.

(and 6 million people couldn't do shit, even if it were possible)


Mar 3rd, 2005


While sure, knocking the earth of its axis is pretty far fetched, there have been experiments on smaller scales, where towns/cities have had "all jump at once" type events, that have had effects that could be picked up by what ever it its boffins use to pick up wiggles in the earth.

So it could create some kind of effect, even if its not really noticeable without hugely expensive high grade kit.


Mar 3rd, 2005


6 million fat people could do shit, which is why I think we enlist the help of Wisconsin.


Mar 3rd, 2005


BURNED.


Mar 6th, 2005


They say that earthquake in Sumatra a few weeks back shortened Earth's day by like 4 milliseconds. I don't think everyone on Earth jumping at once would do any better than that.

There should be an ulterior motive, like the time I got that large-breasted girl at work to jump up & down for like 15 minutes.

That was such the perfect day.


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