Will It Blend? Videos advertising a powerful blender. It seems that the answer to 'will it blend' may be invariably identical to the answer to 'will it fit'. posted to weird by BiggerJ, Nov 3rd, 2006
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I have some suggestions as well:
1980's-era WWF wrestler action figures (the solid rubber kind)
Rock salt
100 Vicotin tablets
Precious Moments figurines
Fruitcake
Complete set of D&D polyhedral dice
Steve-O
Nah, Tim, they made a series of wrestling "action" figures in the 80's based on the WWF. I used to have Hillbilly Jim, the Iron Shiek and Hulk Hogan. They were molded in a single pose, and you could bend 'em around but they'd always go back into their pose. They were the most useless action figures I've ever seen... UNTIL THE COMING OF THE BLENDEEEEEERRRRRR....
jbot, what the hell! Why would you put a Gibson in a blender?! Ok, i understand if its an SG because they kind of suck, but not a Les Paul. If you got one you want shot of i'll happily take it off your hands!
Man, I thought this would be videos featuring a super-powerful blend of coffee or something. I see now that it advertises a BLENDER. Well, that changes everything. No wonder I was confused by the videos. Super-powerful coffee would be more fun, though.
When I grow up, I'm going to be a blender scientist.
There's a few others I would like to see:
Batteries
Human Hand
Hampster
Phosphoric Acid
Gibson Guitar
I have some suggestions as well:
1980's-era WWF wrestler action figures (the solid rubber kind)
Rock salt
100 Vicotin tablets
Precious Moments figurines
Fruitcake
Complete set of D&D polyhedral dice
Steve-O
Is this like the "Will it Float?" segment on Letterman? Where's the chick with the steel bikini & power-grinder?
Thinks I'd like to see blended:
a sock monkey
pennies
a human kidney
soft jazz & underground industrial
another blender (blender cannibalism?)
drawings of wangs
puppies
I need me some cochicken. YUM!
This dude is so white.
"Mmmm, that's good Vicokidney!"
"It's the best I've ever had!"
So did everyone go straight to Cochicken first, or did you go second?
1980's-era WWF wrestler action figures (the solid rubber kind)
M.U.S.C.L.E. Men?
"Yes, it will blend!"
Cool. . .
Pure diamonds!
I was going to suggest my broken iPod or a few dollar store lighters.
A different blender? They can throw my piece of shit Magic Bullet in there.
Nah, Tim, they made a series of wrestling "action" figures in the 80's based on the WWF. I used to have Hillbilly Jim, the Iron Shiek and Hulk Hogan. They were molded in a single pose, and you could bend 'em around but they'd always go back into their pose. They were the most useless action figures I've ever seen... UNTIL THE COMING OF THE BLENDEEEEEERRRRRR....
I'm looking forward to their next product: Will it fission?
jbot, what the hell! Why would you put a Gibson in a blender?! Ok, i understand if its an SG because they kind of suck, but not a Les Paul. If you got one you want shot of i'll happily take it off your hands!
I said Gibson guitar because it's fewer letters than Epiphone. I dont care what kinda guitar, just blend me a goddamn guitar.
They should use the blender to really mix up a Rubik's cube.
>Videos advertising a powerful blend.
Man, I thought this would be videos featuring a super-powerful blend of coffee or something. I see now that it advertises a BLENDER. Well, that changes everything. No wonder I was confused by the videos. Super-powerful coffee would be more fun, though.
I think Brad should hire some grammar police.
In4mador: a collection of trivial grammar mistakes and those that harp on them.
Firefox 2.0 has spell check.
It's free.
That was not a spelling mistake that Firefox would be able to catch.
I know, I meant for the other ones.
Meh. I don't like complaining unless I have a crappy solution to the problem.
I love my Magic Bullet!