What happens to people when they get old? "The kids at my daughter's pre-school were asked to describe what happens to people when they get old." posted to art by Brad, May 15th, 2007
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The spelling and punctuation are dead giveaways that these are not preschoolers. The earliest I'd believe is age 7, maybe. The handwriting suggests 8 to 9, so I'm assuming these kids are in 2nd or 3rd grade.
I was wondering about the scribble-scrabble too. I've never heard that before. The first one I saw I thought it must be some crazy grandpa-talk, the second one I thought it was a horrible conspiracy.
Schatten, it's "Gorjira," and the purists are stupid. "Godzilla" is the official Anglicized pronunciation. Even the English-speaking characters in the Toho movies pronounce it that way. Unless you're speaking Japanese (or possibly some other Asian language), you should be using "Godzilla."
"You don't die but your body dies." made me laugh.
My favorite however was "Heaven is a place where all animals go. People's heaven is underground."
The spelling and punctuation are dead giveaways that these are not preschoolers. The earliest I'd believe is age 7, maybe. The handwriting suggests 8 to 9, so I'm assuming these kids are in 2nd or 3rd grade.
I was assuming the teacher wrote them out for them and the kids did the drawing on top.
Um, the handwriting is that of the teachers.
Agree with eskimo, morbidly funny.
The Internet: making everything fake since 1993!
In that case, who is hiring these teachers with 3rd grade handwriting?
Daycare centers. I speak from experience.
I knew a teacher that pronounced "tortilla" as if it rhymed with "godzilla." There's no excuse.
Why did so many kids say "scribble scrabble" or a variation of that?
amesbr: Did she pronounce it like average americans pronounce "God-zilla," (ie "chinchilla") or like the wierdo purists say it; "Gorshira"
...because if she's saying "torshra" well, that's just fucked up. :-) (even more fucked up than rhyming tortilla with chinchilla...
I'm rambling.
I likes fadge-it-ah kwez-a-dill-ahs.
Excellent question, Schatten. It was "chinchilla," but now I kind of wish it were "torshra." Damn.
I was wondering about the scribble-scrabble too. I've never heard that before. The first one I saw I thought it must be some crazy grandpa-talk, the second one I thought it was a horrible conspiracy.
Also I could totally go for some torshiras up in here.
I second that motion.
Re: Scribble scrabble - sounds like a Bill Cosby term to me.
Schatten, it's "Gorjira," and the purists are stupid. "Godzilla" is the official Anglicized pronunciation. Even the English-speaking characters in the Toho movies pronounce it that way. Unless you're speaking Japanese (or possibly some other Asian language), you should be using "Godzilla."
Oops. I meant "Gojira," not "Gorjira." Hard to type while watching old, goofy Westerns on TCM.
I've heard that this guy's grandfather looks like Marilyn Manson;
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/223/495565127_4d1b2fd77a_m.jpg
One Warrior stuck his grandpa in an oven made of scissors;
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/222/495565313_338c5a723b_m.jpg
I bet one kid said "scribble scrabble," and the rest followed suit. Kids are stupid.
Since all kitties are in heaven, does that prove that god kills one every time you masturbate?
Everytime God kills a kitten, I masturbate.