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May 15th, 2007


"You don't die but your body dies." made me laugh.
My favorite however was "Heaven is a place where all animals go. People's heaven is underground."


May 16th, 2007


The spelling and punctuation are dead giveaways that these are not preschoolers. The earliest I'd believe is age 7, maybe. The handwriting suggests 8 to 9, so I'm assuming these kids are in 2nd or 3rd grade.


May 16th, 2007


I was assuming the teacher wrote them out for them and the kids did the drawing on top.


May 16th, 2007


Um, the handwriting is that of the teachers.


May 16th, 2007


Agree with eskimo, morbidly funny.


May 16th, 2007


The Internet: making everything fake since 1993!


May 17th, 2007


In that case, who is hiring these teachers with 3rd grade handwriting?


May 17th, 2007


Daycare centers. I speak from experience.


May 17th, 2007


I knew a teacher that pronounced "tortilla" as if it rhymed with "godzilla." There's no excuse.


May 17th, 2007


Why did so many kids say "scribble scrabble" or a variation of that?


May 17th, 2007


amesbr: Did she pronounce it like average americans pronounce "God-zilla," (ie "chinchilla") or like the wierdo purists say it; "Gorshira"

...because if she's saying "torshra" well, that's just fucked up. :-) (even more fucked up than rhyming tortilla with chinchilla...

I'm rambling.


May 17th, 2007


I likes fadge-it-ah kwez-a-dill-ahs.


May 17th, 2007


Excellent question, Schatten. It was "chinchilla," but now I kind of wish it were "torshra." Damn.


May 17th, 2007


I was wondering about the scribble-scrabble too. I've never heard that before. The first one I saw I thought it must be some crazy grandpa-talk, the second one I thought it was a horrible conspiracy.


May 17th, 2007


Also I could totally go for some torshiras up in here.


May 17th, 2007


I second that motion.


May 17th, 2007


Re: Scribble scrabble - sounds like a Bill Cosby term to me.


May 19th


Schatten, it's "Gorjira," and the purists are stupid. "Godzilla" is the official Anglicized pronunciation. Even the English-speaking characters in the Toho movies pronounce it that way. Unless you're speaking Japanese (or possibly some other Asian language), you should be using "Godzilla."


May 19th


Oops. I meant "Gojira," not "Gorjira." Hard to type while watching old, goofy Westerns on TCM.


May 19th


I've heard that this guy's grandfather looks like Marilyn Manson;
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/223/495565127_4d1b2fd77a_m.jpg

One Warrior stuck his grandpa in an oven made of scissors;
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/222/495565313_338c5a723b_m.jpg


May 19th


I bet one kid said "scribble scrabble," and the rest followed suit. Kids are stupid.


May 20th


Since all kitties are in heaven, does that prove that god kills one every time you masturbate?


May 20th


Everytime God kills a kitten, I masturbate.


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