I let my cat walk on the keyboard, and what came forth from the speakers was something that reminded me of the Titanic theme...

..Or hamsters being set aflame in a blender.. There is a thin line between the two.

I'm not l33t enough to have the mad skillz to do this. Alas, my skillz are merely slightly pissed.

Beethoven is dead.
What the hell do they mean by put him in his place? His grave?

That's an extraordinary tool, but my own feeble attempt won't make Beethoven roll over.