The World's Funniest Collection of Masturbation Synonyms Have you played the clitar? Dug the stench trench? Cheated on your other hand or evicted the testicular squatters? Check out the list of the funniest masturbation synonyms for both men and women. posted to sex -> sex by Anijunga, Jun 3rd, 2003
A German synonym for men, "an helmut kohl denken gehen", makes reference to former Chancellor of Germany, Helmut Kohl. I think it means to go and think about Helmut Kohl, which would be more of a turn-off than anything else.
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A German synonym for men, "an helmut kohl denken gehen", makes reference to former Chancellor of Germany, Helmut Kohl. I think it means to go and think about Helmut Kohl, which would be more of a turn-off than anything else.