"Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water! It’s a double blast attack that’ll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!"
This sounds like a description for one of those cheesy sperm facials porn websites. What was Hasbro thinking? -.-
I have an Oozinator but if I shot kids with it I would be arrested.
Is it a water gun except filled with sperm instead of water? o.o
Ten years from now, will any children be proud they played with this?
"Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water! It’s a double blast attack that’ll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!"
This sounds like a description for one of those cheesy sperm facials porn websites. What was Hasbro thinking? -.-
Now all it needs is to be endorsed by Michael Jackson.
5 posts before a MJ joke... I was betting on 3 :P
I got here as soon as I could.
Aw... did they delete the page? I guess they didn't like all the attention from in4mador.
Looks like they deleted it. I switched the link to a copy on Youtube.
I helped a friend of mine make this:
http://bearsoaker.ytmnd.com/
If you think that's bad,you should see the Oozinator 2, with the carring sac.
I think the biggest market for these things are going to be strip-clubs.
Or children with really messed up parents.