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Apr 12th, 2004


before anyone says anything about it....

"Jesus healed an impotent man"

impotent
1 a : not potent : lacking in power, strength, or vigor : HELPLESS


Apr 12th, 2004


Yet he never cured the common cold.


Apr 12th, 2004


Or beat Yokozuna.


Apr 13th, 2004


And I doubt very much that he even so much as looked at Donkey Kong.


Apr 13th, 2004


And I notice that he did not invent pork rinds.


Apr 13th, 2004


Or the Clapper.


Apr 13th, 2004


And he let an insane decapitated head live.


Apr 13th, 2004


He did? Where? Insane decapitated heads scare me! *jumps onto desk*


Apr 14th, 2004


It should be called the "Recorded Miracles of Jesus" because it says in the Bible "and jesus did many other miracles not recorded in this book, but these were recorded do that you would believe." Correct me if I'm wrong but it's somewhere in John chapter 20.


Apr 14th, 2004


John 20:24-31

Now Thomas (called Didymus), one of the Twelve, was not with the disciples when Jesus came. So the other disciples told him, "We have seen the Lord!" But he said to them, "Unless I see the nail marks in his hands and put my finger where the nails were, and put my hand into his side, I will not believe it."

A week later his disciples were in the house again, and Thomas was with them. Though the doors were locked, Jesus came and stood among them and said, "Peace be with you!" Then he said to Thomas, "Put your finger here; see my hands. Reach out your hand and put it into my side. Stop doubting and believe." Thomas said to him, "My Lord and my God!"

Then Jesus told him, "Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed."

Jesus did many other miraculous signs in the presence of his disciples, which are not recorded in this book. But these are written that you may believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God, and that by believing you may have life in his name.


Apr 14th, 2004


That sounds like one crazy house.


Apr 22nd, 2004


Thank you Tim.


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