I wasn't too lucky. I had a bunch of boring ones before finally getting "Possessing the Devil", but then I realized it was actually written "Possessing the detail".
Also, just now, I barely missed "Exploding the property", which cracks me up for no apparent reason.
Sorry, I just don't like the way both wheels stop concurrently. Nor do I care for the times it misspells present participles that shouldn't simply have an "ing" tacked on, e.g. those that end in "e." Also, very few of the results are even close to funny.
If you'll excuse me, it's time to go clean the tendency...
Unpacking the business?
Quite.
Nothing like a beer after extending the wine.
Wait, what?
I possess the authority.
Sorry for the late comment...
I was retiring the brother
Oh god... noticing the milk...
I think I just won as I'm milking the number.
I would pat the mass but I don't think I have the right parts for that.
It takes skill to double the danger.
This link has had me raising the hope all night...
Using the thing.
This thing reads me like a map.
Sorry to say, but I think inventing the need is what your do before masturbating.
Well guys, I'd have posted sooner, but I was a little busy "exercising the manager".
haha or perhaps I was "Tugging the instrument".
haha.. my very first one was "dripping the rice"
That is disgustingly amazing.
My favourite... "washing the disease" I'm not getting anywhere near someone doing that.
I really was zooming the soap
Years ago I came up with "rubbing the lamp until the genie appears" and that's going to be better than anything this site can come up with.
haha i just cant help but come back to this.
now if you'll excuse me, i must go squeeze the secretary.
I wasn't too lucky. I had a bunch of boring ones before finally getting "Possessing the Devil", but then I realized it was actually written "Possessing the detail".
Also, just now, I barely missed "Exploding the property", which cracks me up for no apparent reason.
hmmm............ i'm sorry for "Stroking the Hole"..............pshhh this is hilarious
Sorry, I just don't like the way both wheels stop concurrently. Nor do I care for the times it misspells present participles that shouldn't simply have an "ing" tacked on, e.g. those that end in "e." Also, very few of the results are even close to funny.
The late, great George Carlin had lists of actually funny ones:
Male Masturbation
Female Masturbation
They're not all of the form verb the noun, but a lot of them are.
Now excuse me, I have to go manipulate the mango.
"Obeying the night"
This is like the title of a Michael McDonald song about masturbation.