From the 'took less time' category:

The United States' entire program to put a man on the moon, from Kennedy's challenge to the landing.

Hilarious.

This is brilliant.

Over 75 games based in the MegaMan universe, and 12 games featuring MegaMan universe character cameos.

That's Capcom for ya.

Didn't all but one Duke Nukem suck, anyway?

No, whichever one you're thinking about sucked too.

Needless to say, Quake > Duke Nukem.

Duke Nukem 3D was way better than Quake. The former was a game and the latter was a tech demo.

Deathmatches are loads more fun with shrink rays, laser trip mines, and crouching.

was duke nukem goes to the moon ever released?

Duke Nukem went to the moon in Duke Nukem 3D, so that would be redundant.

Haven't there been other Duke Nukem games released since the announcement of Duke Nukem Forever?

There have been, but none of them have been what we were waiting for.
I bet Duke Nukem Forever or whatever is never going to come out. If it does, I'm almost certain it will suck.

This is by far the best link in a long time.. My personal favorite was Microsoft releasing 5 OS's and might release Vista before DNF comes out. THAT is humor.

"The U.S.S. Ronald Reagan (the largest nuclear-powered aircraft carrier in the world) was in contract, built, launched, comissioned, and began active duty." Dude, that is just sorry when an entire nuclear-powered aircraft carrier can get built and launched, and you are still working on a friggin' video game. Puts it all in perspective. I cam imagine 3dRealms saying, "Yeah, but our video game is MUCH more complicated to build than a nuclear powered aircraft carrier." Umm ... no, it's not.

i remeber playing one of the old duke nukems on windows 3.1

and then the bad guy flew to the moon

i never played duke nukem 3d so I was just making sure

I love VG Cats

More like DUKE NUKEM NEVER!!! lolroflomgbbq!!!11one.

omgomg dragn is so wittyy.