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Apr 9th, 2004


he sorta does what you asks


Apr 9th, 2004


That's scary...but it doesn't seem real time all the time.


Apr 9th, 2004


I just saw a Burger King ad that features this chicken and website link...


Apr 9th, 2004


It's not real time - it's a flash movie using an actionscript which picks up on key words which you type in (e.g. "chair", "jump", "hop" etc.)


Apr 9th, 2004


Aww...I was hoping it was real!!


Apr 9th, 2004


I hope we all typed "sex"


Apr 9th, 2004


I told him to "eat corn" and he came up to the camera and flipped me the bird, then I told him to do it again and he just ate something.

When I told him to "flip the bird" he approached the camera again, but that parental advisory thing blocked the action this time.


Apr 9th, 2004


I told the chicken to die and it did. While it was dying I said "why god why?!" and it got up and shrugged its shoulders.


Apr 9th, 2004


I told it to get naked then it slapped me and left forever.


Apr 9th, 2004


if you want to ruin the suprise, some guys at fark went into the code that generates it, and found all the commands. It's kind of amusing some of the stuff he'll do.

My favorites, build a fort, and pinch your nipples.


Apr 9th, 2004


ah, the links on the page I just posted don't work any more... but the commands still give you a list of what to ask for.


Apr 9th, 2004


My favourite is "ymca".


Apr 11th, 2004


He would not remove his own appendix or write an article for the newspaper like I asked him to.


Apr 13th, 2004


Scariest. Link. Ever.


Apr 13th, 2004


He has the Clapper.


Apr 14th, 2004


They have medi... Oooh. Oh. Seems to be that he enjoys playing with his Clapper.



Jun 11th, 2004


It's all pre-saved commands. He didm't respond when we asked him to masturbate, fetch a beer, or regurgitate food. What kind of pathetic chicken is this that can't cope with the simplest of tasks?


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