So basically, ask enough succesful questions to stewie until the bar at the right reaches 'kill' - then theres a half decent ending... tips -

dog, lois, diaper, milk, dance, sing, joke, poem

Type 'simpsons' to see what Stewie thinks of them.

That's funny, considering Family Guy ripped off the Simpsons.

Also try high, meg, television, mom, computer and porn

Also try 'rap'.

Try "smile" "laser" "chicken" "lie down" "smell" "call " and "love"

If only I had better things to do. . .
Oh wait, I do!

Direct links to every scene possible in this.

Wonderful, and while we're at it we can light up a doobie and watch porn....

heh heh heh, thats classic

This is stupid, but other words to try:

pee, penis, poop.

try "type". good stuff

I like the chicken better.