Ah, racism.
Except that it's not racist if it's true, right?

Yep. It's true. I love expensive sammiches. I'm such a cracker..

The bicycle thing is true too. I'm a cyclist and I always wonder why I rarely see cyclists any darker than the well-tanned parts of my body not covered by spandex. Of course, I'm excluding the adult Mexican day laborers who ride around on kids' BMX bikes, because that's their means of transportation, not their hobby. Anyway, bicycles come in all price points and the exercise is free once you have the bike--cycling shouldn't be a whites only club

I don't like anything on this list. Where do I go to get my whiteness rescinded?