Part of my brain finds this dubious.
Another part of my brain feels that this might be true!
All of my brain finds this hilarious!

I neither believe it nor find it amusing. Like a random sentence generator, a few are interesting but it gets old quick.

Being one to talk in my sleep, these are hilarious.

Imagine how his wife must feel, Ifnord. If you knew someone who talked in their sleep you would understand.

I'm with ifnord. If she had some video, that might be something.