I heard somewhere that he later quit and ate black jelly beans to curb the cravings for a cigarette.

I heard he can't have an orgasm unless he's standing on his head.

I have taken up smoking because of these ads.

Wait, these weren't mastabatory pornographic images?....

Uh oh.

I have quit smoking because of these ads.

See kids . . .
Smoking is bad for you! It makes you the president.