Query Letters I Love "Actual, honest to god query letters I've received in Hollywood. Updated frequently. And hey, if one of these is your query, have a sense of humor, will ya?" posted to movies -> movies by tim, Feb 25th, 2005
I dunno, shittier movies have actually been made, and were a success. Pitch: Ok, so there's this Zoo... but it's not just any Zoo, the animals are dinosaurs! And... like... a guy is on the toilet and a T-Rex eats him!
If you didn't get it, this is an anonymous movie producer making fun of people who pitch movie ideas to him.
This is my favorite.
I dunno, shittier movies have actually been made, and were a success. Pitch: Ok, so there's this Zoo... but it's not just any Zoo, the animals are dinosaurs! And... like... a guy is on the toilet and a T-Rex eats him!