Here's how they described it:

"A live pet kept in a backyard (Backyard System) feels a whole body fondling by its owner who is located remotely (Office System)."

I honestly thought it was going to be kinky porn.

Weirdest. Thing. Ever.

I...wha...hu...

what the fuck?

I've always wanted to pet a chicken from another room.

the future is now

Okay, what the hell?

Is this like Virtual Voodoo or something?

Can it translate into stabbity-stabbity?

Sneaking off to another room to choke the chicken isn't a particularly new idea.

I think it was secretly developed for phone sex.

This is scary. I bet the chicken in the other room is really freaked out.

What if they let the chicken pet itself?

The universe would explode, no doubt.

that'd be a cool way to control one of those massage chairs.

We'll have webcam chicks we can fondle with our mice within five years.

But I want it now!