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May 30th, 2006


It's a 5-10 minute process to screw them onto your face.


May 30th, 2006


Takes me about two seconds to put my regular glasses on my face. Dosen't hurt like a bitch, either.


May 30th, 2006


Just think what this could mean to people who don't have ears!


May 30th, 2006


what about magnet studs under the skin around the bridge of the nose?


May 30th, 2006


I wouldn't wear these things but they look nice.

I think it would look more in it's place if it was in some sci-fi movie and there was some futuristic computer screen instead of glass lens. :P


May 30th, 2006


I'd hate to see the piercing-mounted contact lenses.


May 30th, 2006


No way.. I would want lenses inserted under my forehead-skin(tehe), then they could be lowered and raised as needed.


May 30th, 2006


Wow, glasses that are even more uncomfortable to wear, take ages to put on, can't be adjusted easily when you need to read something at an odd distance, and will slowly make a large hole even larger as they tug at the skin on the bridge of your nose.
Holy crap, I totally want these. While they're at it, if they could find a way to put a bolt through my frontal lobe, that would be awesome.


May 30th, 2006


This is that same journalist for Love at First Bite. He seems to like things that are cool, painful, and no intelligent person would attempt them. But I'd need to see more to make a good conclusion.


May 31st, 2006


Imagine punching someone with those screrwed glasses on. :D


May 31st, 2006


Lol, I didn't know Love at First Bite was a joke. I'm a moron.


Jun 3rd, 2006


love at first bite was a joke? silly me. what about when you need to take them off in the middle of a shpping centre, or somewhere else innapropriate? like if you have some thing in your eye? or you need to clean them? *gasp* what if you need to clean them on your shirt because a bug got squished on them in the middle of the street? i'm guessin you cant unscrew them without a mirror...and a screwdriver?! oh the possibilities......


Jun 3rd, 2006


Or someone takes him for the obvious fool he is, and just pulls them off his face.


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