I just put together the Double Maul and, after a few shots, was able to get on target at a fair distance. Neat!

Great link, guitarzan.

I just killed a feeble co worker.

I heard it was self-defense.

I stabbed a guy in the heart with a trident.

Wow, that Super Maul is crazy! I would probably "accidentally" kill my boss.

I like making weapons out of simple office supplies.

Bullshit bingo is funny. I'll play it sometime.