I did telemarketing for 4 weeks once and I felt like a life destroyer.

You were.

Do you want to buy some carpet cleaning, Bargaintuan. You get a free bottle of Spotlifter.

Ahhhh!

/me has his life destroyed.

DARK SIDED!

She sounds like this ex-employee who used to call my boss and leave 45 minute messages. After I had to listen to 9 hours of her phone calls, I had the telecom guys change our voicemail system to hang up after 5 minutes.

So she gets to hire the FOX police now to?

/Police would laugh at anyone that crazy.
//I don't blame them.

"I did telemarketing for 4 weeks once and I felt like a life destroyer."

I am become telemarketer, destroyer of lives.
Huzzah for misquotes of misquotes!

My friend used to be a telemarketer, and as long as she was on the phone, she got paid. So she gave me the number there, and I would call her at random times for hours on end. I like to think I was saving some people from misery.

Great photoshop barg.

This lady was really crazy. Probably George Bush's mom, the way she was going on and on about terrorists. I guess we bomb the telemarketers next.

That was some biting political satire.

I'm not a telemarketer, but I do technical support for an insurance company who uses telemarketing. Sometimes we get angry calls from recipients. It's amusing to hear these people; this woman isn't unique, sadly she seems to be quite sane compared to some I've heard.

My dad asks telemarketers for their home phone number and what time they eat dinner at.

Four weeks, Brad?

I lasted less than an hour.