I thought it was mildly amusing until:

"Why are you here???"

"Because I'm bored!"

That cracked me up.

My favorite part was the guy representing the smiley face.

I am highly amused enough to share this with people, but I didn't actually laugh out loud once.

i thought it was hilarious. i showed all my friends.

I think you made a typo, padawan. There shouldn't be an s on that last word.

snapping hath occurred! Oh...

to be fair, it probably shouldnt be a friend either.....

Would dog be a closer description?

closer. in the ballpark. But i was thinking self.