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Lovechess, the erotic chess game
"Enter the world of the Greek and Trojan gods, and let this adult game take you to a beautiful place where the gods make love on the chessboard. All the chess pieces have unique 3D sex animations. " Costs $16.99, but there's a free demo for download.
posted to weird by Atlantima, May 25th, 2005
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I never thought you could put make love and chess in the same sentence. I was wrong.
And my dad said chess would never lead to blowjobs...
For the person with no real love life theres LoveChess!... Only sad losers who have never had contact with a real woman would actually buy this.
But aren't there better sex simulators? I mean, if you're looking for a sex simulator, do you really want to worry about playing chess?
Not enough lesbo sex for my tastes.
Top Ten Obvious Jokes That Haven't Been Made Yet:
1) Bishop takes Pawn... Pawn's parents file for a lawsuit.
2) Queen was originally a King in Battle Chess.
3) Now you can make love... AND war!
4) Any capture involving the Knight is illegal in 47 States.
5) In the home version of this game, the Rook requires 2 AA batteries.
6) This game was programmed by Deep Blue's randy prototype, Deep Throat.
7) Parents who discover their kids playing this, are bound to have mixed emotions about it.
8) Rook captures must be disturbing... Even the loosest of women are going to experience a little discomfort from being mounted by a large stone building.
9) I understand that the checkers version of this game was popular on Gay.com.
10) I remember when the Queen was Checkmate Of The Year, November 1996.
I didn't know David Letterman's staff visited in4mador?
It's nearly impossible to download the demo.
This is so more more erotic in Espanol.
I had to problem downloading the demo. Don't bother though, it has no hot pawn on rook action.