This is probably more fun than I should be allowed to have with a non porn web site.
If this is what his work looks like, this Pollock guy must suck.
He used to just go in his garage, put a big mural on the ground and throw paint all over it. Lots of paint.
it exploded on me.
It's like a retarded Etch-a-Sketch! You can't even draw simple, round, plush boobies!! They always come out lopsided or mutated.
Just like this girl I once knew. er ...
Painting is one of the few proffesions where sucking at it makes you good at it.
Another is being a prostitute.
HA HAAAA!!!!! Good one Planettroy!
Mr. Pollock used carfully calculated facual patterns, I'll have you know!
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