It's Just a Plant - A Children's Story of Marijuana "It's Just a Plant is for parents who want to be involved in discussing and educating their children about the effects, the dangers and the benefits of marijuana. " posted to literature by Brad, Jan 24th, 2005
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I remember the first time I caught my mom and dad smoking pot. I was 26, coming home from my D&D all nighter which ended early because fucking CHARLES WOULDN'T ACCEPT MY PLUS 10 ELVEN ATTACK OF MAGIC GLORY WHEN THE CARDS CLEARLY STATED I HAD MY MAGE LEVEL UP TO 15--anyway, I walked in, and there they were... killing my dog. What was I talking about? Where are my keys? They call 'em fingers, but I ain't never seen 'em fing.
I remember the first time I caught my mom and dad smoking pot. I was 26, coming home from my D&D all nighter which ended early because fucking CHARLES WOULDN'T ACCEPT MY PLUS 10 ELVEN ATTACK OF MAGIC GLORY WHEN THE CARDS CLEARLY STATED I HAD MY MAGE LEVEL UP TO 15--anyway, I walked in, and there they were... killing my dog. What was I talking about? Where are my keys? They call 'em fingers, but I ain't never seen 'em fing.
You have some issues, don't you jonnie.
It's because of that salad fingers thing.
He is messed up for life.