Well, I suppose digging through the center of the earth is no longer a good idea, considering I'd come out in the middle of the ocean near the coast of chile. And we all thought we'd end up in china..

yeah, people said the thing on the other side fo the world of the US is China... but it is actualy the indian ocean.

so that's why my whole started leaking instead of getting a distinct smell of General Tso's Chicken.

Damn you, Indian Ocean!

whole? oh jeez. I mean hole.

quitting caffeine has made me STUPID I think.

My hole has smeled like General Tso's chicken, but luckily, it rarely leaks.

They should have an option where u tell it what angle ur hole is going at

I think I'm close enough to Japan to swim over.

"Somewhere off the coast of Australia, Schatten emerges, burned horrbily by the molten Earth's mantle..."

Somewhere just off the coast of Australia, someone is thinking "on the 'hole' I'd rather be in Philadelphia."

I wonder how you say "Corn In Hole!!" in Japanese?

Antarctic Ocean, AAAGH!