I already know how to make a noose.

What I need to know now is "how to hide a body"

If you don't know how make a noose already, you probably should be killing yourself.

I would hang myself, but I'm allergic to rope. . .

I'm allergic to dying.

I'm allergic to geocities.

It's illegal to even tie one of those.
I don't know why, but it is.

It's also illegal to drive without wearing a seatbelt, and say "fuck" on TV. Not all laws make sense.

Where I live, it used to be illegal to sing in the shower. And sleep on a fridge outdoors. And keep an ice cream cone in your back pocket.

Insert WTFs here.