I kept posting links to individual articles on my friends profiles implying they had such problems removing fleas and body odor.

I don't see anything about getting rid of dead bodies, because it so happens that I accidentally thought my mailman was... er... never mind.

I don't see "chlamydia" on there, either.

Oh, Chlamydia is easy to get rid of. You go to the Free Clinic & they make you drink a banana-flavored concoction and... er... never mind.

You forgot the part where they jam Q-Tips up your urethra.