Hooked on a Feeling After years of popularity among gay, German men, David Hasselhoff completely loses his mind. posted to music -> music by Bargaintuan, Jan 25th, 2006
My theory is that he bought a greenscreen and wind machine on a whim, and staring at them one day, said, "Why haven't I, David Hasselhoff, produced a music video yet? Gather the family! And bring the dachshunds!"
That still leaves me with one question, though: who IS that horrible bobbing mole man?
What on gods name was hasselhoff doing standing in front of a blue screen with a picture of river, with
two puppies and two disturbing kids in angel suits? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?
The symbolism is quite clear... It's a pageant symbolizing the delicate balance between nature, friendship, and the divine. Mr. Hasselhoff defines himself as the central axle of all this, and represents the spirit of music. The interpretation, is that music is the base element of all reality, carrying with it the greatest feeling of bliss one can experience in this lifetime, that of oneness with all things. It is in this way, that the lyrics allude to the romantic notion, that when his special someone holds him so very tight, she duplicates this balance within his heart.
Either that, or David wants to bone two angelic children doggy style by the river.
I've never known any gay men who find Hasselhoff appealing. That's about as preposterous as saying, "gay's like professional wrestling."
what...the.....fu.....
that is the single worst thing I've ever seen. I think I just had a stroke.
(and I think Bargaintuan was saying gay German men specifically, not all gay men. I think.)
Hahaha
I can't stop laughing at this
So...bad...
I'm just ... confused. Wtf? Why is it so awfully produced? I thought the guy had money? Wtf?
The only time he says "you turn me on" is when those two angel children are flying around.
My theory is that he bought a greenscreen and wind machine on a whim, and staring at them one day, said, "Why haven't I, David Hasselhoff, produced a music video yet? Gather the family! And bring the dachshunds!"
That still leaves me with one question, though: who IS that horrible bobbing mole man?
I don't think that's a very safe way to ride a motorcycle.
This really is poorly made. And sad.
If I were to give this a score out of ten, I'd rate it -3.
I ... I had to stop it mid-way through. It ... it was horrible.
I need more therapy. Screw therapy, I need javex for my eyes and a complete frontal labotomy to get rid of the imagery.
Please, if I give someone my address, will you come and jab my left eye out with a dull spork?
Hasselhoff's darkest hour.
My favorite comment on the site was from the visitor who wrote "I'm hooked on a feeling ... and it is called nausea." Sums it up right nicely.
It needed KITT.
Kick In The Testicles?
Ha ha! This makes me feel so awesome!
I wish I was a celebrity with a blue screen thingy thingy.
What on gods name was hasselhoff doing standing in front of a blue screen with a picture of river, with
two puppies and two disturbing kids in angel suits? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?
The symbolism is quite clear... It's a pageant symbolizing the delicate balance between nature, friendship, and the divine. Mr. Hasselhoff defines himself as the central axle of all this, and represents the spirit of music. The interpretation, is that music is the base element of all reality, carrying with it the greatest feeling of bliss one can experience in this lifetime, that of oneness with all things. It is in this way, that the lyrics allude to the romantic notion, that when his special someone holds him so very tight, she duplicates this balance within his heart.
Either that, or David wants to bone two angelic children doggy style by the river.
Couldn't watch after the first 10 seconds, I had to run to the bathroom to pee because I was laughing so hard.