trying not to pee : a 'yagai' (filmed in public) DVD. Several women are in a 'contest' to see who can hold their urine in the longest. You can watch their increasing discomfort turn to outright shame as they start literally pissing themselves in public.

ice cream girls -- a handy way for pornographers to approach underaged girls on the street and then legally get them in the magazine: hand them an ice cream cone, (or lolipop, etc) and ask them to eat it while the camera rolls. It's also much easier to talk an adult woman into being an 'ice cream model' , than to talk her into doing naked stuff. this is a great example of the 'let's-see-how-far-we-can-go-with-this-average-woman-in-the-street' school of Japanese porn.

This is torture.
I knew japenese people were freaky, but I never knew how deep it went.

"I knew japenese [sic] people were freaky..."

Yes, because that dictionary defines what the entire Japanese race is like, of course.

I shall have nightmares that gay Japenese porno-addicts will rape me in my sleep.

I wouldn't call that a "nightmare" but that's just me.

What I like about this dictionary is that it defines what the entire Japanese race is like.