The D&D parties I went to are always hilarious. Not because we're geeks, but because we have things like "squirrel throws nut at your head, nut enters brain, hemmorages, you become undead for about three seconds, then die. Painfully."
Mock D&D parties are even lamer than traditional hardcore D&D parties.
Taunt burrows into your soul and sticks with you for two turns.
Smarmy comeback crawls up into your anus and makes you constipated for four turns.
Just as good as the old Rolemaster critical, 'You trip over an invisible, dead turtle, falling upon your blade and slowly killing yourself'!!
I have this fantasy of tossing a geek into the shower and when I am sure he is sufficiently clean, making sweet love to him... for his first time.
Debra's comment destroys eyes of all readers who don't roll higher than a 15. Roll a 5 or lower and suffer a fatal bowel movement.
Bowels explode, area fills with deadly toxin. Roll for save vs poison.
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The D&D parties I went to are always hilarious. Not because we're geeks, but because we have things like "squirrel throws nut at your head, nut enters brain, hemmorages, you become undead for about three seconds, then die. Painfully."
Mock D&D parties are even lamer than traditional hardcore D&D parties.
Taunt burrows into your soul and sticks with you for two turns.
Smarmy comeback crawls up into your anus and makes you constipated for four turns.
Just as good as the old Rolemaster critical, 'You trip over an invisible, dead turtle, falling upon your blade and slowly killing yourself'!!
I have this fantasy of tossing a geek into the shower and when I am sure he is sufficiently clean, making sweet love to him... for his first time.
Debra's comment destroys eyes of all readers who don't roll higher than a 15. Roll a 5 or lower and suffer a fatal bowel movement.
Bowels explode, area fills with deadly toxin. Roll for save vs poison.