Sorry, I was away boarding the groovy blazing flounder.

Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently lubing the predator.

So I was hugging the Mexican Smurf, and I came across this website...

You should have seen him
bludgeoning the weeping sausage.

They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
tenderizing the totem pole.

some of these sound like lines from the bloodhound gang song
'foxtrot uniform charlie kilo'