I've been caught without my pants, and I really needed one. Do they have printable pants?

Eww. Paper pants are rather uncomfortable. I learned this after a boring rainy night with lots of old computer paper and duct tape.

If you're going to be carrying around a paper tie, why not just carry around a real one?

Abso-bloody-lutely? IF you were without a tie, and worried youd need one, youd stuff one in yer bag or whatever - not log onto a computer and print one out... shhesssshh

hmm.. coming soon, emergency underwear kit. Ever been caught without underwear and really need some?

Nah, ties are much more important than underwear.

You could forget underwear at every board meeting you ever attend and get away with it. Forget your tie, on the other hand, and people will think you're a crazy hippie/free-radical type.

unless you also forget your pants... but then you have much more to worry about...