That's not what I was thinking, but that's still not a bad idea.

I think I would be inclined to put spiked orange juice in there, just to confuse the guests.

I was thinking more along the lines of human blood.

I was thinking more along the line of fliers about alcoholism. And fill the *other* watermelon with blood.

So a watermelon full of human blood and a skull full of watermelon juice?

YOU'RE a watermelon filled with human blood.

How about YOU get the tape recorder outta MY face.

I am not wearing any pants.

I was going to add to the randomness by shouting something like "PENIS! LIKE THE ONE IN IFNORD'S AVATAR", then I realized it was only a cropped version of his real avatar, which depicts some kind of question mark, not a monochrome dick.

My bicycle is made of weasels.

Basketballs don't hold grudges. What, it's already been done? Damn.

Cold steel is the best defense against rickets.

If you drink, please wear a condom.

If you wear a condom, please drink.

Your mom drinks condoms.

Your mom drinks your mom.

Your mom's mom's face.

Mom mom mom, mom mom.

Your momma's so fat, making momma jokes about her would be downright cruel.

shadaap! bloody vikings!

After his brain surgery, Ted Kennedy told reporters, "I softly my alligator moonbeam."

I can't handle all this wackiness. So zany. Lol. Random. Lmbo.