"A cliche-rich reel." Woah. Say that five times fast.

And anyone who says "that" five times fast gets a lead pipe through their skull.

Remember when we had the 4 words or less reviews? Then we all posted in 4 words or less... man, we're crazy...

Winnie and Mini Cooper.

My review of Corknut Movie Reviews using only the letters in "Corknut Movie Reviews":

Move on. Nuttin' to see 'ere. Corknut sucks rectum.

My review of Bargaintuan's review using only the letters in "Bargaintuan":

An again-tang gar, in garb.

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Corknut Movie Reviews, reviewed using only letters from "Corknut Movie Reviews":

This site really fucking sucks.

Oops, I used other letters, too.

My review of this link, using only the letters in "this link".

This link is shit.

Note to moderators: this is a joke. Lol, etc.

theres moderators here?

Ignore foolish, he's still a meer mortal.

He uses spanish words which confuse me.

Is a "meer mortal" like a meerkat? Timon was funny in The Lion King.

I saw him as annoying in the sequels.

Does Timon rhyme with Simon?

It rymes with cologne.
It's pronounced Timoan.

I love Kimba... I mean Simba.

There are sequels?